He couldn't quite reach it, but then all of the sudden...splat! He accidentally pushed it off of the counter.

The cherry pie landed face-down on the floor. Cherry was oozing out of the pan and expanded around the floor.

I watched this happen and had to clean it up. I guess that's what happens when you have a two-year-old running loose in the house.

I also had to explain to the PTA at my daughter's school why I had nothing for the bake sale.

I told them, but I don't think they believed me. "And that's exactly what happened...I swear."