Ahhhhh, the things that happen when you have a wee to much to drink... But have you ever seen a drunk person on a chatroom?...


Christina Logging on...

Christina:Wuddup Bitches!Ahahahaha

Johnny Logging on...

Christina:Ah, my dear friend with benefits, I want to fuck your brains out right now...

Johnny:Um, Christina are you okay?

Marc logging on...

Christina:And my dear dear Boyfriend, I wanna fuck out your brains too

Marc:?

Johnny:I think she's drunk...

Christina:You know, why don't you both come over and I'll do you both

Marc:Umm, why?

Christina:Cos, cos he's my friend with benefits, and, and you're my boyfriend!

Marc:WHAT?

Johnny:Fuck...

Marc:FRIEND WITH BENEFITS?

Christina:And he's pretty good in the sac

Marc:We're through, good-bye

Christina:Okay, ha ha. see ya later

Johnny:WAIT, SHE'S DRUNK!

Marc Logging off...

Johnny:Well, I'm going go to, message me when you're sober

Johnny Logging off...

Christina:Okay

Christina Logging off...


I awoke with a migraine and no memory of the night before, all I saw was my Tylenol, a half empty bottle of wine and my laptop opened up to the chatroom. Maybe that'll help me I wondered and read over the messages.

"Well ain't that a bitch"I muttered, swallowing like, five pills from my Tylenol. I was about to lay back on my couch and go back to sleep when my laptop beeped. I looked, a new message...


Marc logging on...

Marc:Are you sober?

Christina logging on...

Christina:Yea...

Marc:Good.

Christina:Yea, but my head hurts like a bitch

Marc:Consider it Karma

Christina:Don't make me go kick you where it counts

Marc:Whatever. I just wanted to tell you something

Christina:What?

Marc:I'll forget last night if you sever all connections with Johnny


I smiled before typing a final message, 'Deal' and with that I closed my laptop and laid down for sleep