After relentlessly pounding the east coast for several days, resulting in massive damages to numerous sand castles and deaths of countless birds at the beaches, the hurricane finally began to let up. Once it started to fade, a mysterious voice can be heard whispering sounds.
Hearing the sound as the hurricane fades, one of the coastal residents came out and said, "The wind whispered something..."
"I don't know, it sounded like 'Rosebud'...what could it be?" said his neighbor.
Then a random stranger who was passing by came and screamed, "Are you fucking kidding me? It's a sled! It's a fucking sled! Are you people really that dense?"
Meanwhile few miles away at New York City, the "Sports Authority" sports store received massive damage and strangely enough, the only goods blown away are sleds. Investigating have been made but no looters were found as of yet.