he's like a

cockatiel with the way he

struts & raises his

crest to the world as if it's

made of gold & not simply

highlighter yellow feathers

& she'd just like to tell him how

vapid & unnecessary he is

just how

unwanted & intrusive but

she knows he'll just laugh in her face & say

"you want me"

& she'll have no choice but to

agree,

she's honest like that.