Ｔｈｅ Ｊｏｙｓ ｏｆ Ｅｖｅｒｙｄａｙ Ｌｉｆｅ
You: 'You know what! I spent my whole night playing with little children.'
Your friend looks at you concerned with your sentence and quite disturbed.
It takes you less than a second to realize the quirk in your sentence.
You: 'Oh dear God, that did not turn out right.'
You are now registered on the 'Sex Offenders List'.