Pocketful Pants

Pockets. That's one of the most important things to look for when shopping for pants. That is, if you can even call what I do "shopping". Since, truthfully, I hate everything the word "shopping" entails. From going to the store, to mindlessly looking through shelves (for what seems like hours), to trying things on in overcrowded dressing rooms, where everyone around you is talking about how cute or hideous something is. Is it really that important how something looks? Shouldn't it be how comfortable something is that's the deciding factor to whether or not you buy it? That's why I'd much rather buy clothes at the same time as buying food, when at Sam's Club with mom. The key is to just look for a baggy pair of cargo pants that zip off into shorts and have a minimum of ten pockets. Because, I tell you what, pockets are one of the single greatest inventions EVER! (Especially when I have to go to school.) With my multitude of pockets I can keep a pen on me, and a calculator, and I can carry around all my doodles from when class just got that boring, and any notes my friends wrote me when their classes got boring, and (most importantly) my stash of candy. I have such a big sweet tooth that I don't think I could survive a whole day without my sugar! Although, I should probably be more careful with what I stash in my pockets since mom has threatened never to do my laundry again if she finds "one more jolly rancher" in her washing machine. Man, I love my pocketful cargo pants SO much!