A fajillion light years away, way beyond the distant darkness of space and the lights of the stars, there was a little galaxy. In that galaxy there was only one little nameless planet and on that planet was one little nameless bald frog.

"I am alone," said the lonely, little, nameless, bald frog, it was the first time he ever spoke, "why am I the only being here in this lonely planet?"

"Holy cow! Is someone there!" came from the nothingness surrounding the only little planet in the little lonely galaxy.

"Holy cow! Who are you!" said the little nameless frog, who was so startled that he started to perspire, making his slimy green skin slimier.

"Holy cow! I'm Darkness, who are you?"

"I-I don't-"

"You don't know your name, how about we give you a name? Hmmm, Charleston sound good to you? I knew a Charleston, you remind me of him, mind if I call you that? You look like a Charleston, especially your bald head, it reminds me of a man I met near another galaxy that has people and animals, you kinda look like one of the animals there, too? What are you doing so far from there? I-"

"Excuse me! You don't go just calling people whatever you feel like, it's kinda rude!" said the frog, he didn't like Darkness much.

"Besides, I do not look like a Charleston." said Frog.

"Uh, yes, you do." said Darkness.

"No, I do not."

"Yeah, you sort of do."


"Yes, you do, Baldy!"

"I am not-"

"Are you really gonna deny you're bald?" said Darkness, cutting of Frog's sentence.

"Eik..." the froggy croaked.

"Yeah, thought so."

The little frog whimpered and he looked down, his little beady eyes feeling hot from tears that threatened to fall.

"Hey, green... Fella... Are... Are you crying?"

"NO!" exclaimed the Frog, turned around, hoping Darkness didn't see.

"I still can see, I'm all around you, I'm not a being, it's hard to describe."

"You're mean..."

"I'm sorry, I didn't know I was gonna hurt your feelings"

"Of course, you were teasing me!"

"If it bothers you so much, maybe I can help with your bald problem"


"Yeah, wait a moment, 'kay"


Not more than a moment later, Darkness came back and dropped a blonde wig on Frog's head.
"Now I got you hair! Since I got it for you, can I name you, Blondie?"

"You're teasing again. I thought this was given to me in apology."

"It is."

The now blonde haired frog pursed it's lips.

"Ooooooookay, still waiting for a thank you."
frog glared at Darkness, darkness rolled its eyes. "Ohhhh alright alright I apologize about teasing you"

"Thank you, Darkness."

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