Mother - shut up, please

(and don't say that isn't enough, 'cause
I'm not in the mood to make my words into
sundaes with cherries and fattening syrup)

- I don't want to hear your nags filled
with unpretentious worries,

You want the best for me, unlike
the average housewife, but haven't you
stopped to consider

that maybe that's not what I want?