Carl With a Sexy Snarl
Hi! So I guess I'm, like, a poem!
I've got lots and lots of things to say and if I can I'll show 'em!
To you! - load 'em up like bullets and point and pull and then I'll blow 'em!
But only your mind will feel a hit 'cause I'm, like, just a poem!
So yeah…I'm kind of lonely in a sad poetic way!
And I was thinking that maybe one of those other poems… hey now, wait!…
I saw how fast you read that line! Hey, check this out - BANG, BANG!
There! I hope you know I'm lonely NOW, you sad ungrateful shame!
So, anyways, I was wondering, any of you other writings?...
Would you maybe want to hook up and we could do something exciting?
Especially any of you by that girl – I can't remember her name…
Something about fire … oh, wow, this is sounding really lame…
Well, in any case, if you happen to read this, Hit Me Up! I'd love to play!
I'll be right here seven days a week, veinte-quatro horas a day!
And in another news, my author is (surprise!) feeling up and down!
I'm all like, Dude, I don't know what you're on, but seriously, chill out!
I know that you have problems, but so do I, and this entire freaking town!
(Oh hey, By The Way, Evanescence' new album is coming out!
I know, right? When I heard I was like...)
The dude is back.
Ah, yes…love and tears and buffalo wraps
And, um, in the restaurant you broke up and had indigestion and…smoked half a pack
Now you…love her? Miss her? Kind of hate her?
And then…what? You met for lunch and ate her?
More angst and YA pain and stuff….Tear. (TTYL8r!)