Black's Fate

Once upon a time, there was a black bunny named Black.

One day, he stormed into the Hideous Dark Dangerous No Name Forest, because he was full with fury with his parents for not getting him the computer that costs $100,000,000,000 his popular, rich friend Greg the goat has.

Black's loving mother and father warned him about 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 times to not go into that forest for there were foxes, coyotes, and other wild animals that are, of course, wild, that could hunt down and eat Black. But since the stubborn bunny was angry with his parents, he felt like disobeying them.

Well, that was the wrong thing to do. Not even one minute in the forest, Black heard a rustle in the dead bushes, then growling, and then, out came a big, fluffy grizzly bear that was starving. "Mmm" said the bear. "I love bunny stew, especially with red onion." "Ahhhhhhhh!" cried Black.

As fast as his puny legs could carry him, Black ran out of the Hideous Dark Dangerous No Name Forest out onto the road, and got hit by a U-HAUL truck.

Lessons to be learned: never be jealous of what your friends have, don't disobey your parents out of anger, and pay attention to the road to avoid getting hit by a vehicle of any kind.