Your pop star and your animal

Escaped together and jumped

Away from us. We were the

Screwed-up family, leaving

The vet's office with one less

Than what we came with.

And we laughed. We were the

Three of us or the four,

Depending on if Mommy was

There for us on one day,

But the kiddies and the kitties

Are always being told to

Leave you two alone together.