World of Warcraft cannot compete with me
I will be the Final Fantasy you'll ever need.
No Princess Peach, or Zelda either
Can be the girl who will always be there.
Can't you see? Your precious MMOs and your RPGs
Blind you from reality
When your eyes are wide and your mouth is drooling
When you just can't stop fantasizing about ruling
I want to finger the power chords- tear them from the wall
Run like a madwoman, screaming down the hall
Waving it like your umbilical chord, never quite cut-
Anything to jar you from the fantasy rut.
I want to rake my nails across your fancy TV
LCD, flat-screen, Sony 3D
Scream, "Hey asshole, look at me!"
With glee I envision you boiling with anger,
I know the best way to fuck you over
When I touch your shiny, over-worshiped Xbox Elite
Navigate to your hard drive and press X for DELETE
I know I may have signed my own C.O.D.
But I'm taking your goddamn Nintendo with me.