Then I remembered in 8th grade what someone wrote.

He wrote five things for me and my picture.

First: Oohh, I flatulated.

Second: I have to urinate.

Third: That's a bad word!

Fourth: Is that rated G?

Fifth: You used wrong grammer!

I like how he spelled grammar.

I know that I used a bad word back in chapter 2.

Now I've ruined this whole story.

It's not rated G anymore-it's rated PG!