An Emoshitter's Guide to the Galaxy

My life is so shit

My girlfriend dumped me because

I love Gerard Way

(sorry G)

But I can't help it!

Coming out gives me street cred

And no one likes me.

I chose G because

He sometimes looks like a girl

So I'm bisexual.

NB: (Sorry G) isn't supposed to fit. That's why it's in brackets.

If you subscribe to my stories, sorry about the multiple uploads, getting the layout to make sense with multiple haikus is tricky...

I've not actually read Hitchhiker's Guide, but I thought the title fit.