An Emoshitter's Guide to the Galaxy
My life is so shit
My girlfriend dumped me because
I love Gerard Way
But I can't help it!
Coming out gives me street cred
And no one likes me.
I chose G because
He sometimes looks like a girl
So I'm bisexual.
NB: (Sorry G) isn't supposed to fit. That's why it's in brackets.
If you subscribe to my stories, sorry about the multiple uploads, getting the layout to make sense with multiple haikus is tricky...
I've not actually read Hitchhiker's Guide, but I thought the title fit.