A/N: Oh hi there. So, you stuck with me long enough to read the end. That's very nice of you.
-The whole story was written in a day. I later revised each chapter.
-All of the forest fairies have Irish names while Saga is from Norse Mythology. This is a little bit to show cultural differences between the two fairy types.
-The words I misspelled more often were fairy/fairies and smiled. I don't know why.
-Devin was originally a lot more girly and Saga was serious.
-The framing device of Calliope narrating was something I ripped from an older story I never published. Honestly, it fitted this story better.
-Chapter 1 was the only chapter that didn't get revised at all.
-While revising chapter 3, Aiofe and Darina switched jobs. I thought having the ditzy blond as The Cook's assistant was highly unlikely.
-Speaking of which, The Cook's lack of a real name has a reason. It's because she's so awesome.
-Still on that subject. I didn't have a proper opportunity to write it in, but The Cook and Flannan are married and they own the diner together.
-One more thing. The diner was originally a bistro but I thought it didn't fit The Cook's personality.
-I still haven't figured out the mechanics of fairy reproduction so don't ask.
Q: Will there be a continuation?
A: Yuppers. I'm writing backstory oneshots for three characters and a side story involving a character I won't name here. I will also probably post a few DevinXSaga fluff oneshots. Though, if you want a direct sequel it will probably be a while.
Q: Are the side characters going to show up again?
A: Anyone who got a name is going to reappear.
Q: When did this story take place?
A: It started July 3.
Q: I was promised centaur accountants in the first chapter.
A: I'm sorry.
Q: What's The Cook's real name?
A: It's a secret.
Q: Does Flannan know?
A: The characters know, it's a secret for you. Her name doesn't even matter that much given everyone calls her by her title.
Q: Even Flannan?
A: Only on the job. She was actually the first person to start it.
Q: Wait, how much backstory do the side characters have?
A: A lot. You'll see glimpses of it in two of the oneshots I'm writing.
Q: So...Fairy reproduction.
Q: What size are these fairies?
A: 15 cm average shorter than humans.
Q: Oh mighty author, may we have stats for the characters so we can fangirl?
-Height- 1.45 meters/ 4'9 feet
-Birthday- March 7
-Marital status- Dating (Saga)
-Hair color- Blonde
-Eye Color- Amber
-Height- 1.65 meters/ 5'4 feet
-Birthday- November 14
-Occupation- Police Trainee
-Marital status- Dating (Devin)
-Hair Color- Teal
-Eye Color- Green
-Height- 1. 75 meters/5'7 feet
-Birthday- June 30
-Marital status-Single. Thankfully.
-Height- 1.69 meters/ 5'6 feet
-Birthday- May 20
-Marital status- Married (Flannan)
-Eye Color-Dark red
-Height- 1.56 meters/ 5'1 feet
-Birthday- December 1
-Occupation- Diner Manager
-Marital status- Married (The Cook)
-Height- 1. 40 meters/ 4'7 feet
-Birthday- January 23
-Marital status- Single
-Eye color- Light Blue
-Height- 1.52 meters / 4'11 feet
-Birthday- April 8
-Occupation- Assistant Chef
-Marital status- Single
-Hair color-Light Blue
-Eye color- Grey
-Height- 1.70 meters / 5'6
-Occupation- Chief of Police
-Marital Status- Single
-Hair color- Dark Brown
-Eye color- Blue
Note that the height in feet may be incorrect. I'm terrible at math and conversions.