"An Gin" by Alexander the Greater, October 2011
Disclaimer: All characters presented here are product of a fiction. Any resemblance to real characters is of a pure coincidence. No intention was made to insult anyone for any reason.
AN: This story is an act of fiction. No one is should attempt to act in the same manner as described.
Summary: Lumboga Atam, a suspect of the local crime, was found dead.
After Lumboga Atam, a suspect in the local crime, was devoured by eleven stray dogs just after he got intoxicated at the local tavern, the police offered the following statement:
- The investigation found that the deceased suspect, Lumboga Atam, is innocent. It is a good news for now his family can be at peace since Lumboga was not a criminal.
When journalist asked about the death of the acquitted Lumboga, the following was offered:
- The police is very sorry that an innocent man like Lumboga Atam found his fate in such a way. This incident shall be investigated further.
Witnesses at the tavern refused to give any comment to journalists as to how much Lumboga drank that night. But, unofficially, he didn't drink out of the ordinary.