Let me tell you a tale of how I came to be

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The mightiest creature of the seven seas

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A young warrior trained to defend

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When the shadow of evil began to descend

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The Walrus King is mighty and brave

His foes will meet a watery grave

Fighting for freedom and all that it brings

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The megalodon made his approach

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Looking for walruses easy to poach

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The slaughter began and some tried to flee

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But many a walrus bled into the sea

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Teeth clashed on tusks, a futile attempt

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I watched them die with disgust and contempt

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It went on and on for hours it seemed

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A chance like this is what I had dreamed

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The Walrus King is mighty and brave

His foes will meet a watery grave

Fighting for freedom and all that it brings

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I waded my way in the thick of the fight

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With only one thing left in my sights

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The megalodon, a powerful beast

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All of my fury was not yet released

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With tusks sharp as spears and a head hard as stone

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If it costs me my life I will defend my home

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I waited for just the right time to attack

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In his defences I slipped through a crack

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The Walrus King is mighty and brave

His foes will meet a watery grave

Fighting for freedom and all that it brings

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My tusk lodged in deep, piercing his eye

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But it would take more than that for him to die

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He thrashed his head but I held on tight

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This was just the start of the fight

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My sword came in with a slash and cut

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Buried to the hilt, deep in his guts

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He shook me loose but I wasn't done

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And when I ripped his throat I knew I had won

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The Walrus King is mighty and brave

His foes will meet a watery grave

Fighting for freedom and all that it brings

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Lots of brother walruses had been lost

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So many lives but well worth the cost

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For now we were free once again

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And soon by my side were my fellow men

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All around me the shouts rang out clear

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The very first Walrus King now stood here

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I spoke to them words of wisdom

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And banished all the fears within them

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The Walrus King is mighty and brave

His foes will meet a watery grave

Fighting for freedom and all that it brings

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It's been many years since that fateful day

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And I still rule in the fairest of ways

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I treat them all as equals and friends

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And I will do so until my reign ends

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Now I stand before you here

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I shout my message loud and clear

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The Walrus King is forever know

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For all the kindness he has shown

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The Walrus King is mighty and brave

His foes will meet a watery grave

Fighting for freedom and all that it brings

All hail the Walrus King

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