February 7th

People on the Internet cannot spell. At all.

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User: If you feed a dog garlic, he will be like a scons.
You: A what?
User: *Sconcs.
You: A what?
User: He will fart for about two hours.
You: Are you trying to say "sconce" or what?
USER HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION
You: You can decorate light bulbs with the dog? I don't understand.

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A/N: Hello, interwebular people. Don't get used to me saying other things at the end of chapters, because it won't happen. Probably. I just wanted to let you all know (You. Yes, you. The person reading this.) that I won't be updating as often as I was. When I started this, I was effectively on summer holidays (Yes, you heard me right. IT'S SUMMER WHERE I AM. Well, it was.) and had uber amounts of free time to be able to troll through Internet chat sites and come up with some awesome conversations. However, as I am now heading into the school year again (At University, no less.) I unfortunately don't and won't have as much time to dedicate to this. I apologise. However, I will try and update it as often as possible. Just don't be sitting around holding your breath, because I would really rather not be responsible for any deaths.

Also, to all the people who keep asking "Why do you put 'th' at the end of all the dates, even when they already have it?" I would like to say this: "It automatically put it in there when I uploaded those chapters. My computer derps like that occasionally. I'm sorry if I offended you. Please get over it."