During another round of intense negotiation, things are heating up. It seemed the player didn't like what he's hearing so far...uh oh the owner's now pointing at the player...WHOA!
Didn't see that one coming!
The player just hit the owner with a chair, this isn't good though the crowd is going nuts!
The owner is getting up and looks like he has something to say...
"Player...here's the fucking deal! I'M TELLING YOU TO TAKE IT BECAUSE I'M IN FUCKING CHARGE SO SUCK IT!"
The player doesn't look too happy...
"THE HELL WITH YOU, I WON'T BE DENIED THE EXTRA FEW MILLIONS I NEED FOR MY PRIVATE ISLAND!"
The fans are letting them have it! I haven't heard this much boos since the last episode of "Seinfeld" was aired. Now the both sides are going at it!
The owner just choke slammed the player!
Wait...what's this? It looks like the player is begging...something's up...now the owner's taunting him. Is he really buying this?
THE PLAYER JUST TRIPPED THE OWNER AND BODY SLAMMED HIM!
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!
Oh boy, this is just outstanding!
The owner got up and HITS THE PLAYER WITH A CHAIR!
THE PLAYER'S IN TROUBLE, COULD THIS BE IT?
ANOTHER PLAYER JUST HIT THE OWNER WITH A CHAIR FROM BEHIND!
Whew! Now the other player will be taking over as his partner will take a breather. Where's the owner's partner? The only owner people paid to see is Cuban, where could he be? Things are not looking good for the owner, the player got him on a headlock and he's...giving him a nookie?
A childish and unusual tactic but the owner seemed pissed!
Now the player's letting him go? This could be the mistake he may regret, what is he thinking? Hey what is he doin...now he's waving at the crowd and giving them the finger...talk about biting another hands that feeds you.
Now what's going on? The owner's coming from behind and HE YANKED HIM AWAY AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN!
Now the player is up and neither side is backing down.
In all my years of commentating, I have never seen anything like this!
Hey the player is picking up the table...HE THROWS IT AT THE OWNER AND MISSED! DAVID STERN GOT HIT INSTEAD! UNBELIEVABLE!
IN ALL MY YEARS OF COMMENTATING, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS! THIS IS THE MOST INTENSIVE NEGOTIATION IN SPORTS HISTORY!
Now the fans are leaving...can't say I blame them as both sides are unreasonably stubborn. This may go on for a while so ladies and gentlemen, if you're still watching this I would like to let you know whether the season will be saved or not, this event will never be forgotten as neither the owners and the players are backing down. I hate to say it but the season might not happen...so I bid you good night...and...good...lu...