*piano case opens*

*people breathing*

*man coughs*

Shhh...

Is he going to play something?

Shhh...

Are we going to hear nothing?

*piano case closes*

That's it?

Is that all?

Aw spit!

*piano case reopens*

That ain't all!

Just hope that guy plays something,
We're not here to hear nothing!

Hey guys are you listening?

Come on, please stop dissing me!

*piano case closes*

That is all!

What a call!

*awkward applause*