So here I am writing a diary. Why? Because Ms. Wright, our hippy English teacher, is making us. She wants us to work on expressing ourselves and she'll be checking it regularly. And no I'm not going to pretend I want to do this, Ms. Wright. You told us to be honest and so I'm telling you this is the stupidest idea ever. Now I'm going to go do the rest of my homework. Homework that at least makes sense!