Queen of G by Disneyluver (written when I was still Disneyluver)
plot: This is a parody of the song "King of New York" from Newsies. Itstars me (whose lines are in bold), , my three Freudian ego states (readers who have taken psychology know what I'm talking about): ego aka the reality principle, superego which is the morality principle and id aka the fun principle, (whose lines are all in italics) and handful of G students (whose names have been changed to protect their privacy) XxX mean breaks between the verses. See, in April 2006 (when I was still at G) I wrote an article about Project Moving Ahead for the college's weekly newspaper and my article made it on the front page of the 2nd to last issue. This made my head swell up a bit-
Louise, Phil, Naomi, Nicky, Jasmine, Chrissy, Elizabeth Gigi: A BIT? IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET YOUR HEAD TO DEFLATE!
Disneyluver ( ignores them & continues rambling) so this spoof is kind of how I was feeling that week when it appeared. Needless to say, my friends got pretty sick of hearing about it
G students (groans): oh great, here we go again
Please read and review. Oh yeah, if you are a red sox or Yankee fan, please don't shoot me.
Disneyluver: a pair of new notebooks
G: students (gives her dirty looks): Grrrrrrrrr
Ego: free muffins at the G cafe!
Id: I just gotta get it out an' say:
Lookatme , I'mthequeenofG
Colin: We're gonna pound ya
Chloe: load of bull
Disneyluver: ignoring all that muckety-muck
Jasmine: oh, great her head's swelling up
Ingrid: Any one here know how to deflate it
Mark: Don't even bloody try
Id: CDs that cost a quarter
Gigi: Great, now she's not gonna shut up about it
Phil: any one have a mallet?
Ego,Superego,Id:Notimeflat People'llbereadingfrom NewYawktoTexas Ourgal'Lexis
Id: Makin' a headline out of a hunch
Disneyluver: still annoying people
Sadie: You'll be dead at lunch
Lee: oh, no, she's starting to babble
G students (grin evilly): YES! Thanks for the idea (they smack Disneyluver, , with rolled up newspapers but they keep on rambling)
Disneyluver: did you hear? Did you see the article I wrote?
G students: SOMEBODY POUND HER FLAT!
Louise: GLAD TO! (Takes a swipe at Disneyluver and misses) rats!
G students: GET HER BEFORE SHE STARTS BABBLING AGAIN!
Disneyluver(duck to avoid blows to the head): comeguys,it'snotTHATpainful!
Naomi: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!
Id: it's not like we wrote a loooong front page report about how the Vikings er stankees are current creaming the pants out of the red shoes er uh I mean red socks
(All G baseball fans glare angrily) Ego:we'redead-sodead.Youjusthadtoopenyourtrap,Id
(Theygulpnervously)Superego: maybe they'll let us live
Louise, Jasmine, Colin, and the rest of the g baseball fans: wanna bet?
Disneyluver,Id,superegoandego:YIPES!( baseballs and helmets hit them )OW!OW!OW
(The G students run after them) G students: for your last meal, you're gonna eat those words!