USE VIAGRA (MOVES LIKE JAGGER PARODY)

Guy:

I tried to get hard

I tried all night

and you did your part

but it's not right

and no sexy play makes it okay

my dick wont obey

.

too soft and so small

So you waited

Not always this slow

Tried to fake it

You looked kind of ill

Waiting to be filled

So I took a pill

.

And it went like this

.

[Chorus]

take you with my tongue

yeah I'll blow you

you got pretty drunk

till I showed you

how I use Viagra

Yeah now i use Viagra

Yeah now i yoo hoo hoo hoo use Viagra

I don't need to cry and/or blame you

things are looking up, there's no shame cuz

now I use viagra

yeah now i use viagra

oh now i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo use viagra

.

I can't get hard

all on my own, but insurance card

and my cell phone

mean when you're with me

I've got what i need

A little blue key

.

So get back to bed

I'm a tower

Wherever you want

for four hours

we'll put it down there

then try in the rear

the neighbors will hear

.

cuz it goes like this

.

took you with my tongue

tried to blow you

you got pretty drunk

then I showed you

that I use Viagra

Yeah now i use Viagra

Yeah now i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo use Viagra

.

I don't need to cry and/or blame you

things are looking up, there's no shame cuz

now I use viagra

yeah now i use viagra

oh now i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo use viagra

.

Girl:

but it won't go down, this is awkward

maybe I ought to call the doctor

No he won't share your secret

I trust the guy to keep it

Nobody else will see this

.

think of turn offs

maybe that'll work

it's been hours, sorry, did i smirk?

No i won't share your secret

You can trust me keep it

What happened to your penis

.

Guy:

I can't live like this

took you with my tongue

yeah I blew you

you were waiting for

me to do you

so yeah, I used Viagra

okay, I used Viagra

Yeah, sure i yoo hoo hoo hoo hoo used Viagra

.

I don't mean to cry and/or blame you

things were looking up, I'm ashamed because

I used viagra

yeah i once used viagra

why did i yoo hoo hoo hoo use viagra