Title: MANIA

Summary: Oh honey, you don't know do you? We're all a little mad around here.

INTO A PLACE WHERE THOUGHTS CAN BLOOM

Welcome to Khaos, the most wonderful place in the universe! Oh, you've never heard of it before? Well, deary, that's because we're not on the maps.

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You're asking me why? Well I'm afraid I can't say. Confidential stuff you know.

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What? My name? Oh, yes! Where are my manners? My name is—. It's very nice to meet you, um...what did you say you're name was again?

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Oh yes, a very pretty name. Sounds exotic. I LOVE IT!

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Well, I guess this place is a bit strange to newcomers, hmm? But honestly! You act as if you've never seen a Grundel before.

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You haven't? Well then, here's you're chance. You see that creature there? The chubby-looking one with the mint green fur and three long tails? That, dear, is a Grundel.

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Oh, don't worry, they're harmless. Especially on the dinner table. Haha! Oh, you look a bit green, are you all right?

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Well that's good to hear. Oh look, there's Glimmer! GLIMMER! Oops, duck!

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Glimmer's always throwing things at people. She means no harm though, she's just a bit mad is all, but then again we're all a little crazy around here.

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Well of course. Everyone who stays here long enough becomes a bit crazy. Looking at you, I already see a bit of madness in your eyes. No, no nothing to get upset over. Madness is a wonderful thing here in Khaos. You see, in this place, nonsense makes the most sense. Get it?

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Gibberish? I'm not familiar with the language. Oh well, I've got so much more to show you! Ooh, I know! We'll go see the Clockwork Kids. They'll love you. The twins love everyone actually, but I have a feeling they'll love you best. They always appreciate a new toy.

Now let's be on our way! You know the saying: Things to do, places to be, steps to skip and parties for tea! I promise you, you'll absolutely love it here!

INTO A ROOM WHERE IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON