Funny Things We Say
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A: "What's up"
B: "The turtle in the sky."
A: "Is it yellow"
B: "Are you green?"
B: "I am not."
A: "That's sad"
B: "I am purple."
A: ""That's no longer sad"
B: "I am purple."
A: "No, awful"
B: "Well then awful."
B: "We are a close knit community."
A: "Of course you are, you're all felons!"
A: "Your low intellect does not amuse me, it does not entertain me. Now leave and bring me someone else to converse with."
A: *looks at book on shelf* "What's the City of Bones?"
B: "It's a book."
A: "I keep seeing it all over…" *chuckles* "it's a book."
A: *Picks up Red Vine* "Is this your Red Vine?"
A: *Takes bite out of it.*
A: "Your B by the way."
B: "I like the number B."
A: *flops around.* "I'm a fish! I'm a dead fish!"
A: "Oh! It's cold!"
B: "I know. I spit it out. Twice!"
A: "I was talking about the table! What were you talking about?"
B: "… uhh the table?"
B: What's the magic word?
B: It's edible…
B: No, I mean you're able to eat the word.
A: That's ridiculous. You can't eat a word.
B: You don't know my family! We're hard cord! We eat panda!
Freak: Did you organize the explosives again?
Rat: umm… maybe…
Freak: It didn't fail; it just didn't work out the way you expected it to.
Freak: Don't worry! It won't hurt… I think… On the other hand….!
Rat: I will light you on fire again!
Freak: Don't make me poke you!
Freak: Your shirt is just so pokeable
Rat: Will you hand me my coffee?
Rat: But I'm in caffeine withdraw!
Freak: It's been five minutes!
Rat: *slaps Freak* See! My hands spazing out, caffeine withdraw. Hand me my coffee!
Freak: We should imitate firecrackers!
Rat: *Makes firecracker noice*
Freak: *Makes high pitch noice* BOOM!
Rat: You disappoint me.
Rat: You can't expect a drunk panda to keep track of his valuables.
Rat: I wasn't turning to face you, I wanted to use you as a foot rest.
Rat: …One of the cats was trying to eat me again last night…
Rat: …I woke up last night and the cat was licking my hair… I still have a bald spot
Rat: my neighbor hates me, she calls the police on a regular basis.
Freak: Well for various things. Our grass is too long, the cat's in her house again trying to kill her. You know. Normal neighborly stuff.
Rat: That didn't sound like a firecracker. That sounded like someone shooting a firecracker at someone else.
Freak: I have a bellybutton
Rat: I don't
Freak: So the Goddess… hehe… I just got that.
Rat: See I am on the rare occasion a positive influence on you!
Freak: Yeah… I don't see it happening again.
Rat: I used to be popular, but then I got bored
Freak: Hey the moon kinda looks like there's a face a a face… wait… Rat did you slip me anything?
Rat: umm… wait… wait…
Mom: You're eating that? Gross… There were probably flies on it.
Rat: I don't taste flies.
Mom: You're saying it tastes good?
Rat: I didn't say THAT.
Rat: Oh! Bells! Did you hear Santa's bells?
Freak: Yes I did.
Rat: *firecracker* Oh! Santa just shot somebody. I guess he was bad…
Freak: Have you seen her eyes? There so pretty!
Rat: Like go get coloured contacts pretty?
Freak: No, like spoon her eyes out and switch them with mine pretty.
Random person: Umm… thanks… I guess? But I'll turn your offer down.
Freak: No. You don't understand. That wasn't a question.
Random person: …
Freak: I don't know where we are
Rat: Maybe we should go back… or not! Lets go see the end
Rat: So apparently at the end of the world there's a hobby lobby…
Freak: I'm not a pillow! I'm a Timelord!
Rat's brother: Best comeback ever…
Rat's Brother: The moon kinda makes it look like theres a bloodstain across the sky…
Freak: So how's school life?
Rat: I can't help but picture ripping out my Algebra teachers eyeballs and sticking her head on a steak to roast.
Rat: It's distracting!
Rat's Brother: You're like water in a world of legos