I gots bored, and so did Blue, so now Raven and Blue have decided to put together a Five Man Band. For those of you who have no idea what a Five Man Band is, you can find more information on TVtropes. This is only going to be a short piece, and should hopefully be updated at a reasonable speed. I would recomend those of you who haven't read the other stories in this series, 'The Big Bad Book of Terrible Fantasy Writing' and 'The Big Bad Book of Mary-Sues', if just to get an understanding of the characters.

Remember, tropes are not bad - but they are good fun to mock, and that is what I'm here for.

Also, this isn't safe for children. Nor are any other stories in this series.