Verse 1

The first time when I met you, I was falling down.

You caught me by my left arm before I hit the ground.

Smiling, you pointed at the broken heel of my shoe.

And you walked away before I could even thank you.

Verse 2

I saw you again at Sarah's party in Halloween.

You had a light saber, and she looked like a mannequin.

You are my knight in shining armor, baby, you see.

Then why were you dancing with her instead of me?

Chorus

My knight in shining armor,

What are you doing out there with her?

Please don't be fooled by that fake smile on that plastic face.

I'm the real thing here; I am your damsel in distress.

Take my hand; let's drive away in your carriage, or in my car.

My knight in shining armor,

My knight in shining armor.

Verse 3

You seem like the safest place for me to fall.

And she doesn't even bother to return your calls.

You swept me off my feet with all your charms.

And now it kills me whenever I see you in her arms.

Bridge

Baby, it was supposed to be a fairytale.

Then why is in it? Oh won't it end well?

Don't you even know how you make me feel?

Or am I the one who's being the third wheel?

Am I interrupting your adventure with her?

Won't you ever want me, my knight in shining armor?

Chorus

My knight in shining armor,

What are you doing out there with her?

Please don't be fooled by that fake smile on that plastic face.

I'm the real thing here; I am your damsel in distress.

Take my hand; let's drive away in your carriage, or in my car.

My knight in shining armor,

My knight in shining armor.

Verse 4:

…. The first time when I met you, I was falling down.

Please catch me once again before I hit the ground.

And make me fall all over everything you do.

My knight in shining armor, don't you know I love you?