A/N: Okay so I have been thinking about doing this for a little while because I thought it would be kind of funny to meet my charries. In reality I can't meet them (duh) but I totally wish I could.
This first chappie is about when I meet my characters in The End and The Revolution.
Chapter 1: Charries from The End and The Revolution
SE= Me, these are my real initials.
RW= Rylee Wyatt, my official alter ego.
SETTING: Earth before blowing up.
SE: Hey Rylee, who are those random people in the forest over there?
RW: I don't know, let's go see.
SE: Why? They could like, kidnap us or something!
RW: You are the one who wants to know who they are!
SE: Fine, whatever.
*Both walk into the woods towards people*
(2 teenagers, 1 kid)
RW: Hi! What are your names? I'm Rylee and this is-
SE: Shut it Rylee I'm incognito!
RW: Suuuure you are.
Keel: Who are you people?
RW: I'm Rylee Wyatt, and I created you!
SE: Gosh Rylee, quit taking credit for my creations! I created you Keel, not Rylee. She's just my alter ego.
Keel: I think we will just go-
SE: You will not go unless I say so…or type so.
Ava: No kidding.
RW: I created you too!
SE: No I did! EVIL!
Jacii: This is…weird.
Ava: Can we, like, go now?
Keel: I can't.
Ava: Why not? Wait, I can't either! Is it the aliens?
Keel: Then who is it?
SE: ME, YOUR CREATOR!
Ava: Uh, okay then.
SE: You will also be happy to know that I decide everything that is going to happen to you! Like Keel goes into depression!
Ava: Well, I think we have to go now.
RW: I also decide what is going to happen to you! Like you suddenly burst into flames!
*Ava bursts into flames*
Ava: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF?
*Dies and flames die out*
Keel: O.O Jacii, come on!
*Pulls sister and they start running*
SE: You all are going to magically teleport to me and be magically duct taped.
*All magically teleport back duct taped*
SE: Funny day. I want to meet Guardis now!
*Guardis magically appears*
RW: Hi! I'm Rylee and this is-
SE: Shut it!
RW: Fine this is my alter ego.
SE: No you are MY alter ego! Jeez.
RW: Then get a real name!
SE: I do have one!
RW: Prove it.
SE: You are an annoying alter ego.
Guardis: You both are annoying.
RW: Shut it you!
Guardis: Why did you call me here Earthlings? I have important business to attend to.
RW: Like tending to your secret hoard of unicorns?
Guardis: No…this is why I am going to blow up this planet. Humans are unfit to be deemed an intelligent species.
SE: Whatever dude.
RW: Could you like, say that again. You lost me after planet.
SE: Go figure.
RW: What's that supposed to mean?
SE: HUMANS ARE UNFIT TO BE DEEMED AN INTELLLIGENT SPECIES! You are the first example of this.
Guardis: I am going to go now.
SE: Have fun.
*Guardis walks away*
RW: Well that was fun.
SE: Why did I have to get you for an alter ego?
RW: 'Cuz I balance out your boringness.
SE: Is boringness even a word?
RW: Ya. It isn't getting that red squiggly line under it when I type it here on Word.
A/N: So, how did you all like it. Stupid, yes. But most comedy is. I hope it made you laugh, and if I get good comments I will do more.