can i be
honest with you, baby? i have a
crush on, lust for,
you, and i'm shocked at how similar it is
to that of a small girl on an actor or
singer or
internet celebrity,
and all i want is
to be your friend, to be
or not to be, i want to know you,
to get to, because asking for more would jinx it,
owe fate a soda,
and i'm all out of dr. pepper,
anyway.