Let me do something on impulse.
It's not intended to be embarrassing
but it could embarrass you a bit, I suppose.

We spent about five nights
listening to the boys of the world talking about their favourite bands
and photos they appreciate from an artistic standpoint
because they're so artistic and conscientious and,
I suppose,
one might be perfect enough to be your man.
Like you always said;
"personality matters most,"
and it's hard to find personality in one night stands
so you like to avoid pathetic shit like that.
Well, don't we all?
If I'm honest; no, not really.