Welcome to the dark side,

A mockery of life.

The shadows watching you as you sleep.

The little snickers waiting in the dark,

Watching you quiver in bed, afraid of the dark.

So welcome to the dark side,

The treachery of evil.

The clock strikes midnight, it's time for fun.

We creep out of the shadows, into your room.

We're the monsters under your bed, keeping you awake at night.