Dinosea 12

One day in the Southern Ocean, Eric watched a group of mosasaurs swim by. In the distance, he also noticed a Predator X eating an elasmosaur. Sarah was below deck, feeding the twins.

Eric then heard a gunshot. He noticed a pain in his thigh. He looked down and noticed someone shot him with a tranquilizer dart. Eric felt very sleepy and collapsed on the deck of the Phil Curry. Before his eyes closed, he noticed Doctor Isaac Von Kasder walking up to him.

Eric was out like a log. When he awoke, he found himself in some kind of lab. He was strapped to an operating table.

"Good to see you awake, Olson," said Kasder.

"Oh, Mega-Mindy's grandpa," said Eric. "Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?"

"Your sarcasm is inappropriate considering where you are," said Kasder. "I am the one with all the control. It would be wise for you to just lay there and shut up."

"Okay, so how about a more appropriate question," said Eric. "Where am I and what do you want with me?"

"Now that certainly is a more appropriate question," said Kasder. "Welcome, Olson, to my undersea compound. We built it here in the Southern Ocean during World War II. The reason you're here, is because my employer has selected you."

"Employer?" Eric asked incredulously. "But you said you had all the control."

"Not all the control," said Kasder. He pushed the intercom button and spoke into it. "My Fuhrer, the subject is ready for your inspection."

The person who then walked into the room, horrified him. "Impossible!" he gasped. Standing in front of him was Adolph Hitler. It was madness. Eric then said, "How are you still alive? You're not some clone, are you?"

"No," said Hitler. "The one in the bunker who committed suicide nearly 70 years ago was the clone. I am the original, preserved through the magic of Regen-K."

"If you're here to interrogate me," said Eric, "I won't reveal the location of my Jewish family."

"I won't need the whole set," said Hitler. "For now, at least."

Kasder said, "We're planning on taking over the world again. We've been waiting decades for the world to turn in our favor."

Hitler made an evil grin. "Seeing that vile religion fade from world culture makes me very opitimistic. The entire world is united against Israel. We merely have to wipe out the remaining pockets of support. Your organization is strongest in those areas that are still loyal to the Jewish abomination in the Middle East."

"So you're going to kill me because I support them." said Eric.

"No," said Kasder. "Because you ARE one of them."

"Excuse me?" said Eric. "I'm not even Jewish by blood."

"Blood, schmud," said Hilter. "You've accepted the Messianic Jewish religion. And your wife and children are Jewish by blood. By default, that makes you a Jew."

Eric was mortified. He then looked down at his right arm and saw numbers tattooed on them. The numbers read 00132006. Hitler was planning on a new holocaust and Eric was the first lamb to the slaughter. Eric was number one of many. The three was for World War III. And the 2006 was the year.

"Let's just get this over with," said Eric.

"I love how these Jews embrace death when there's no escape," said Hitler. "Even a common animal resists."

Then the alarm went off. "Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!"

Dr. Irene Dawk, Richard, Captain Asuka, and Mike burst in through the doorway to rescue Eric.

"Darn," said Kasder. "I should have known those sea reptiles were smart enough to lure his allies here."

Eric's friends looked in horror at the man standing next to Kasder.

"You're all outnumbered," said Irene. "I won't hesitate to fire this shotgun." Then she turned to Hitler. "You're not getting away this time." Then she took aim.

But then suddenly up from the floor appeared circular platforms under the feet of Hitler and Kasder. Pneumatic tubes came up from the floor and surrounded the evil duo. Then they were shot up through the ceiling through glass tubes and elevated to a much higher level in the compound.

Before the heroes could find them, they made their escape in mini submarines.

Eric said, "I've been too much already today. Just take me back to my family, Dr. Irene."

"Very well," she said. "We'll be sure to get them next time."

When they got back to the Phil Curry, Sarah ran up to Eric and hugged him. He told her of his ordeal and the two vowed never to be separated again.

"I love you so much," said Sarah. "I was so frightened."

"I missed you, too, sweetie," said Eric. "But I was never really in danger because I knew my friends would come rescue me."

"It's good to have people you trust," said Sarah.

"Let's go to bed," said Eric. "I'm exhausted."

So they went to bed and the Phil Curry set sail again.