For as long as I can remember I have had my two front teeth.

When I was five they fell out and then grew anew.

And now I use them to chew meats and other foods.

If I need to open up a jar,

I know those front teeth are not far.

So I stick my face up to the jar

Then bite it and it opens so that I can get

Whatever yummy snack is hidden inside.

It could be licorice or framaldihide.