I'll handle the messy work- twilight by BigKidatHeart

Plot: this is a spoof of the 'I'll do the dirty work' song from the first mlp movie. This spoof doesn't star me but two of my ego states: id (fun principle) and ego (reality principle)- readers who have taken general psychology know what I mean. XXX seperates the verse. Enjoy

Id : Ego dear, you're looking pretty ill. you look like you're feeling at your best

I hope you haven't come down with a chill . Methinks you need to rest

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Ego : What about all of our taks ? You're not gonna do solo are you

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Id: don't worry Ego. Don't you worry.- I'll handle the messy work

I'll do all the messy work. you go relax and watch a dvd or two

I'll do all your tasks- people will mistake me for you

All you have to do is go with the gang to 'breaking dawn part 2"

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Ego : breaking dawn part 2? Are your crazy

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Id:[talking] eh, a little. I'm covering your butt. You're not that much in pain

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Ego: you're right. in fact that advil seems to be working super quick. Id, dear I just had a memory flash- I still owe you a present or two.

At the time I had no cash but here's a way I'll make up to you.

I'll handle the messy work, I'll cover all the messy work

I'll do the tasks better than you

I'll do the long task of collecting background info for our weekly show

All you have to do is see 'breaking dawn part 2"

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Id : the vampires? Me

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Ego: happy birthday

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Id: [ sarcastically]: oh joy- just what I wanted. To be surround by screaming twi-hards for two and a half hours. Ego, you're way too kind. Lets split up the list

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Ego: are you sure? I don't mind

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Id: I so insist!

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Id & Ego: We'll handle the messy work - we'll both handle the messy work

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Id: we each do our share

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Ego: that way it's truly fair

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Id: I'll take out the over flowing stink trashcans ... pee-you !

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Ego: I'll empty the litterboxes of that disgusting bottom muck

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Id : I'll record the show ending and teaser . just my luck, the stop key's stuck. yuck, yuck

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Ego: I'll do the close down cleaning

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Id: don't forget about scrrubing down the fridge and cookware of it's slime

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Id & Ego: dividing messy work among us does the job in half the time. it's great when we cooperate

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Id: I'll handle the messy work

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Ego: : I'll gladly handle the work

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Id & Ego: see this way we don't fret, get exhausted and wicked tired tooo

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Id: I'll handle the messy work

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Ego: I'll gladly handle the work so long as someone else...

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Id: So song as someone else...

Id and Ego : So long as someone else is dragged to see the vampires of breaking dawn part 2