Twilight's comin' back to town by Naomi (with help from BigKidatHeart ) {written in 2009)

Plot: This is a twilight inspired spoof of the famous Jackson 5 christmas-time song "Santa Claus is coming to town". we made this spoof after it got stuck in our heads-

BigKidatHeart (BK): We? 'we'? I'm the one who typed it up! I'm the one who now has that sodding song stuck in my head! You made me listen to it about a billion-

BK, to quote the iconic bugs bunny, 'Aww Shadddup!. (Hits her head with Eclipse ).

BK: OWWWWWW!

Want more?

BK [ meekly]: no.

Good! There are lines that aren't in the song –which are in italics, while any extra lines WC says are in bold. In order to protect their privacy ( more like Bk's butt) people's names have been switched around. XXX separates the verses . I own nothing mentioned

BK: ( under her breath) : she wishes she owned Pattinson but he's dating someone

What was that? (Glares at her)

BK: Er.. I said this upcoming turkey day will be very fun

I thought that's what I heard. Cause if it wasn't...

BK (gulps and glances at the heavy hardcover book in her hand): um... it was

Good. Enjoy!

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Roma: Twilight's coming back to town

Bethany: Twilight's coming back to town.

Mollie: the competition better watch out

Gigi: BK better not cry (glares at her)

BK: what did I do?

Louise: or even pout

Chrissy, Mollie, , Gigi, Roma , Nikita, Naomi: cause we're telling her why

XXX

Louise: Twilight's comin' back to town.

Nikita: Twilight's comin' back to town.

Gigi and Nikita : YUMMY! (kisses a picture of Taylor lautner)! Gorgeous!

BK (snaps a picture of them kissing the photo): I saw that! And now I have proof

Gigi and Nikita : why you!

Mollie : Twilight's coming back to town

XXX

Gigi: We're makin' a list of show times

Chrissy : checkin' the price (sighs)

BK: don't even think about dragging me! I got-

Louise, Roma, Bethany , Nikita, Chrissy, naomi, Laurie: OH YES WE ARE!

BK: oh cr-(gets hit by ALL their Twilight books )

Bethany, Nikita Roma, Naomi (points to Louise): taxi... NOW!

Colin: Gonna see it more than twice.

XXX

Roma Naomi and Nikita : yeah, we know why

Colin: Oh stewart , wherefore thou , my love (sighs)

Roma , elizabeth, naomi, marvin: Oh Colin, oh Colin... can it!

XXX

Mollie: Twilight's comin' back to town. Yummy!

Colin: Twilight's comin' back to town.

Gigi: Twilight's comin' back to town.

XXX

Elizabeth, Chrissy, and Naomi : We dream of Robby when we're sleeping (sigh longingly)

(BK pretends to barf. While looking up at a 'New Moon" poster, Nikita , roma , Bethany, Gigi Chrissy, and Naomi all punch her gut) BK: owww! Watch it! I'm sensitive there

Chrissy, Nikita Mollie and Naomi: we don't care

Nicky and Gigi: I dream of Lautner when I'm awake

BK: spare me the googly eyes

Laurie: I don't care that he walks a thin line between bad and good.

BK: stop this madness, for my sanity's sake!

XXX

Mollie : the competition better watch out.

Naomi : BK better not cry

(Roma, Ross, Naomi, marvin, Chrissy punch her in the nose, breaking it) BK: OW! What was dab for?

Louise: or even pout

Louise, Roma Bethany , Gigi Mollie, Nikita, Naomi, Chrissy,: cause we're telling her why!

XXX

Mollie: Twilight's comin' back to town. SWEET!

Gigi: Twilight's comin' back to town. YAHOO!

Chrissy: Twilight's coming back to town

Nicky: Twilight's coming back to town

XXX

Gigi: Oh Lautner, you're so fine

Elizabeth: Oh Robby, you're all min

Naomi, Laurie, Mollie, Jasmine, Chrissy: no he's MINE!

Ross : Hey Naomi , I thought I was yours!

Naomi (blushes like mad. BK snickers and Ross kicks her butt): Umm, you are

XXX

mollie: Twilight's coming back to town

Colin: Twilight's coming back to town

Jasmine: Twilight's coming back to town

Nikita: Twilight's coming back to town

XXX

Mollie: snacks are at the ready

Louise: called in the way to an' from

naomi: watch out box office

Nicky: Cause on November 20, the vampire and werewolf come! And they're both mine!

BK: oh brother

XXX

Colin, Marvin : Stewart is hot

Naomi, roma, Elizabeth, Chrissy (sighs): Robby is adorable too.

Nikki, Mollie, and Gigi: Don't forget about Lautner

BK: why do you need me? I got a bunch of stuff to

Marvin, Bethany, Mollie, Roma , Nikita Naomi Chrissy: (grab the back of her shirt): NOT SO FAST

BK: urk!

Naomi, Elizabeth , Carrie Mollie, Bethany , Roma, Chrissy, Gigi: YOU'RE GONNA CATCH OUR DROOL

XXX

Roma: Twilight's coming back to town. Yum!

Chrissy: Twilight's coming back to town

Mollie: Twilight's coming back to town

Elizabeth: Twilight's coming back to town

BK: And I'm gonna hurl ! ( the twilight fans knock her out with books)

XXX

All the Twihards: One more time:

Roma: Twilight's coming back to town

Laurie: Twilight's coming back to town

bethany: Twilight's coming back to town

XXX

Louise, Gigi, Mollie, Nicky, Chrissy, and Elizabeth (off screen): Wakey-wakey

Naomi : rise and shine

BK: where am I? No, YOU DIDN'T!

Louise, Mollie, Nikita , Naomi, Bethany, Chrissy, Roma , and Elizabeth: OH YES WE DID!

BK(tries to budge out of her seat but can't): guys, why can't I move my butt?

Louise: we put glue on the seat.

Naomi, Roma , Gigi, Mollie Chrissy, Bethany and Laurie: NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE! (Laughs evilly)

BK: oh fudge

Naomi : get comfy because we got tickets for the next three showings so

Bethany : you'd better not pout

BK : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! marvin, a little help here

Marvin (looks up from kissing pictures of Kristin Stewart and Megan fox ): I'm a bit busy. you asked for it by torturing them

BK: TRAITOR!