Eclipse is coming to DVD by Naomi (typed up by BigKidatHeart - written when eclipse came out on dvd in 2010)

Summary: Hi folks! In honnor of Twilight Saga: eclipse" coming out on dvd I made this spoof of "santa claus is coming to town" Because I have been busy My pal WildCroconaw has graciously agreed to type it up for me.

BK: Graciously? Ha! you said you, mollie and roma were going to make me watch 'Hannah Montana' until I agreed to .

Ross and Naomi (laughs evilly): and Charlie st cloud plus-

BK: NOOOOOOO! Not THAT! Once was way more than enough. It was pure cr-

Ross, Naomi : THEN SHUT YOUR TRAP AND START TYPING!

BK: ( gulps) yes mam. The extra lines not in the real song are in italics. Peoples names- which have been changed to protect their privacy , are in bold. XxX is a break between the verses. Enjoy!

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Chrissy: DVD stores better watch out!

Naomi : I'm gonna sigh [sighs lovingly]

BK: uh gotta be somewhere. BYE! [Chrissy, Nikita, Elizabeth, Mia1986, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi grab her shirt] URRRK!

Chrissy, Nikita, Elizabeth, Naomi , Colin, Mollie, Marvin: OH NO YOU DON'T

Roma :With happiness I'll shout! YIPPEE!

BK: whoopee- NOT!

Chrissy, roma, Laurie, Naomi , Mollie, Nikita , Gigi: We'll tell you why!

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Chrissy, Laurie, Naomi, Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Carrie, Gigi: Eclipse is coming to DVD!

Gigi :Eclipse is coming to DVD!

Mollie: Eclipse is coming to DVD!

BK: why me

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Mollie: getting it...if it kills me!

Elizabeth, gigi Bethany , mollie Chrissy, Nikita, Naomi: Checkin' the price [sigh longingly] Oh Robby! Oh Robby! You're so hot! Oh wolfy you're mine

BK: UGLY [Elizabeth, Gigi, Chrissy, Louise , Nicky, Naomi, , Elizabeth all smack her nose with the Twilight Books] OWW!

Elizabeth, Gigi, Chrissy, Carrie, Marvin, Colin, roma, Nikita Naomi: make WC watch it more than twice

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BK: But- but.

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Gigi :Eclipse is coming to DVD! [Kisses a picture of Launter multiple times]

BK: [ take a picture with her camera] say cheese!

Gigi: GRRRR

Mollie: Eclipse is coming to DVD!

Laurie and Chrissy: Eclipse is coming to DVD!

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Chrissy, Mollie, Gigi, bethany Elizabeth: we dream of the shirtless scenes when we're dreaming [BK rolls her eyes and pretends to hurl]

roma, chrissy Mollie, Naomi, Elizabeth: I think of the proposal scene when I'm awake { James and marvin looks at them like they are nuts]

Naomi ross gives her a different look and gets real close]:! It's not like he's better than you sweetie

BK: that's a load of bull- [Mia1986 smacks her head to shut her up ] OWWWWW

Mollie, Chrissy, roma, Bethany, Laurie, Naomi,:If I was asked to be in Breaking Dawn I so would!

BK: stop this madness for bloody sake! I need some sanity ! ROSS! [Mollie, Chrissy, , Naomi Elizabeth, Ross, marvin all punch her nose, breaking it] OWWWW

Naomi: Thank you sweetie [kisses ross]

BK whose side are you two on anyways?

Ross: : uh my girlfriends (kisses them passionately)

BK: traitor.

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Chrissy: DVD stores better watch out!

Naomi I'm gonna sigh [sighs lovingly]

BK: gotta be somewhere. BYE! [Chrissy, Elizabeth, Naomi Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi grab the back of here shirt] URRRK!

Chrissy, Elizabeth, Laurie, Naomi Colin, Mollie, Marvin, Gigi: OH NO YOU DON'T

Roma :With happiness I'll shout! YIPPEE!

BK: whoopee- NOT!

Chrissy, Laurie, Naomi Mollie, nikita , Gigi: We'll tell you why!

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Chrissy: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!

Laurie, Naomi: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!

Roma, Bethany : "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!

Colin: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD

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Mollie: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!

Chrissy: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD!

Colin: "Eclipse" is coming to DVD

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Laurie: Loaded with extras, deleted scenes and a commentaray

Mollie, Gigi and Nikita: more werewolf for me!

BK [ holding her broken nose] [sarcastically]: Gee You don't say

Roma, Bethany, Elizabeth, Naomi Chrissy, Mollie,: We KNOW what we're doing the next day[wide grin towards BK)

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Ross and James: the fight scenes and tension were beyond cool

Nikita , roma , Naomi, Elizabeth, Bethany : We jumped out of our seats in fear

BK : but see him again you have to wait over a year. Oh sh-[ Naomi Chrissy, Mollie, Nikita Marvin, all hit her head with the hardcover twilight books] OWWW! What was that for? What did I do this time

Colin, Marvin, ross , carrie, : hmm where to start?

Naomi, Elizabeth, Laurie Chrissy, Mollie, Nikita: MUST YOU REMIND US [they all start groaning]

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Roma : "Eclipse" is coming to dvd! Yippe!

Chrissy: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!

Gigi: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!

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Naomi: One last time now! "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!

Colin: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!

Elizabeth: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!

Bethany, roma, Naomi, Colin, Gigi, Mollie, Nikita,: "Eclipse" is coming to dvd!

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BK: : get me out of here . I'm surround by twi-hards [Naomi Chrissy, gigi, Laurie, Elizabeth, roma Mollie, Nikita, colin all grin at her] why are you looking at mt ? don't tell me you're going to make me watch it..? guys?