Michael Ray watched his neighbor getting arrested by the police. He had no idea what happened so he asked one of the onlookers what happened. The onlooker turned and said, "He's being arrested for pedophilia."
"Wait...really?" said Michael.
The apprehended man sobbed and screamed, "SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS TWENTY! I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'S FIVE!"
Stunned, Michael then said, "Who's the girl he slept with?"
"Who do you think?"
"I didn't know she's five!"
"Neither did everyone else until it turns out she was born in a leap day."