I am the master commander

Your argument is invalid.

All I hear from you is mindless banter.

I suggest you eat a salad;

Your cholesterol level is so high,

and you lady is so cheap.

In fact, I saw her kissing another guy,

and he looked like a sheep.

Do you think you're so clever,

Putting words together so weak?

Maybe if you stopped being such a slacker,

then your life wouldn't be so bleak.

I am the master commander.

Your argument is neither here nor there.

When I use correct grammar,

Your rap doesn't even compare.