I am the master commander
Your argument is invalid.
All I hear from you is mindless banter.
I suggest you eat a salad;
Your cholesterol level is so high,
and you lady is so cheap.
In fact, I saw her kissing another guy,
and he looked like a sheep.
Do you think you're so clever,
Putting words together so weak?
Maybe if you stopped being such a slacker,
then your life wouldn't be so bleak.
I am the master commander.
Your argument is neither here nor there.
When I use correct grammar,
Your rap doesn't even compare.