My friends and I were bored. How it started, Katy Perry's ET ft Kanye west. P.S Nich and chase are yaoi characters I created. MAYBE I'll type it here. First Me and my friend, then Lonewolf shows up.

ALIEN SEX;

This is the show staring... Alexus and S'aints there would be a Nia but she was almost raped by a ALIEN. Thats why this topic is called ALIEN SEX.

Alexus; have u ever been raped by a ALIEN

S'AINTS: hECK TO DA NO, ATLEAST I DON'T THINK SO. aLL I REMEMBER IS SEEING A UFO THEN i WOKE UP IN A SWAMP HALF NAKED.

Alexus; U WHERE IN A SWAMP HALF NAKED, AND U DONT KNOW IF U WERE RAPED. LETS MAKE A SHORT STORY EVEN SHORTER U WERE RAPED BY A ALIEN

S'AINTS: ACTUALLY, I WAS ALREADY HALF NAKED AND I WAS PARTYING AT A SWAMP SOOOOOO WHATCHA SAYIN?

ALEXUS: WHEN I ASKED THIS LIKE 5 MINS AGO U SAID ''HECK TO DA NO,ATLEAST I DONT THINK I REMEMBER IS SEEING A UFO THEN I WOKE UP IN HALF NAKED'' IS THAT RIGHT

S'AINTS: THATS RIGHTYO SO WHATS IT TO YA? (BITES TOE NAIL)

ALEXUS: CAN WE TAKE A BRAKE AND WE WILL BE BAKE WITH A REAL ALIEN AND GO FROM THERE ONLY IF I DONT KILLL S'AINTS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

S'AINTS: KKKKKKKK (SUCKS THUMP AND FOLLOWS ALEXUS OFF STAGE HOLDING A BLANKET)

COMMERCIAL

HUGGIES: WHERE WE USE BABIES TO MAKE DIAPERS

PUPPY LOVE: WHERE PUPPY'S HAVE SEX AND WE CALL IT PUPPY LOVE

SUNNY D, FEEL THE POWER OF THE SUN BURNING YOUR INSIDES DUE TO THE HEAT FROM IT

WALMART: WHERE U CAN DROP UR KIDS OFF AND HAVE FUN ALL DAY JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE KID RAPEST HE LIKES BUTTS NOT BOOBS HA AND PARENTS IF U DONT WANT UR KIDS TO BE RAPED GO TO THE COMMERCIAL STATION AND LEAVE THEM THERE FOR RANDY HE LIKES BIG DICKS

BURGER KING, WHERE THE KING LIVES FOREVER WHILE SELLING BURGERS AND TOUCHING YOUR CHILDRENS.

SUBWAY: WHERE U GET A BIG DICK AND HAVE TO RIDE THE TRAIN AND UR GRANDCHIRLDREN WAT TO KNO WHATS GOING ON BUT NOBOBY KNOWS WAT THE BIG DICK IS DOING THERE...

WE ARE BACK WITH ALIEN SEX. FOR MORE COMMERCIALS GO TO .COM

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ALEXUS: welcome back sorry for that short interruption.. but we have a real alien here and we will find out when he raps and why

Alien: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO EARTHLINGS

(TOILET FLUSHES)

S'AINTS: HEY

Alien: AW YES THE PARTY EARTHLING. MANY MEMORIES (LICKS LIPS)

ALEXUS: U 2 have seen each other befor? wow thats weired

Aliens wife; HI IM HIS WIFE HE IS SO HAPPY TO BE HERE HEE [which to eat and rap first hahahaha]

S'AINTS: WHO ARE YOU? (SIPS SODA)

Alien: YOU WERE BROUGHT TO MY PLANET TO PARTY. YOU ARE A PARTY IDOL/SENSATION THERE. WE WORSHIP YOU.

S'AINTS: HA ALEXUS, YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD EVER WORSHIP ME IN YOUR FACE! YOU OWE $2,000,000,000,000!

ALEXUS: CRAP DAMN CRAP

ALIEN WIFE: NO WE DONT WE WANT TO KILL HER REMEMBER

ALEXUS: HA S'AINTS THEY WANT T KILL U NOT WORSHIP U HAHA

ALIEN: NO WE WORSHIP HER. ON MY WIFES PLANET THEY WANT TO EAT YOU AND RAPE YOU

S'AINTS: UH K THEN

alien wife: we live on the same planet dumass

Alexus:... IM COMFUSED

S'AINTS: ME TOO...

ALEXUS: LETS RUN

ALIEN WIFE: WE WANTED TO KILL HER BUT U JUST HAD TO SPLIT THE PLANET IN HALF AND U FELL FOR THE HER AND IM UR WIFE THATS JUST MESSED UP SO LETS FIGHT U HUMAM I'LL KILL UR ASS COME ON

ALIEN: NO FIGHTING REALLY COME ON. I SPLIT THE PLANET IN HALF BECAUSE U FUCKED MY BROTHER. AND U THINK THATS WRONG U HURT ME MANY TIMES SO SORRY IF IM FALLING FOR THE GIRL

ALIEN WIFE: WHAT I NEVER FUCKED UR BROTHER U STUPID I SAID UR BROTHER TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AND I DIDNT WANT TO U JUST DONT LISTIN TO WHAT I SAY AND IT PISSES ME OFF U JUST DONT KNOW.

ALEXUS: UMMMM CAN WE GET THE BROTHER SO THAT WE CAN HEAR HIS STORY OR IS THAT A BAD IDEA JUST A LIL QUESTION

S'AINTS: GO AHEAD BRING THE BROTHER JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME

ALEXUS: OK SO DO U 2 WANT US TO BRING HIM OUT HERE OR IS THAT A PROBLEM

ALIEN: AS LONG I CAN KICK HIS ASSS HE LIED TO ME THATS NOT KOOL

ALIEN WIFE: WHATS UR NAME

S'AINTS: WHO ME

ALIEN WIFE: YES U

S'AINTS: MY NAME IS TACO AKA S' DO U ASK ANYWAY

ALIEN WIFE: JUST TO SAY SORRY IT TURNS OUT WE WANTED TO EAT U AND LIES GOT INTO ALL OF IT AND WELL JUST SORRY {I STILL WANT TO KILL U AND RAP U FOR TRYING TO TAKE MY MAN U BITCH}

S'AINTS: BITCH THE FUK I DON'T WANT UR MAN I GOT 20,987,687,098 OTHERS SOOOOOOOOOO ALSO GET DA HALE AWAY FROM ME. UR UGLY FACE REMIND ME OF UR MOMMA

ALIEN: SHE'S LYING MY HALF WORSHIPS YOU HER HALF HATES YOU CUZ MY HALF LOVES U

ALEXUS: CAN WE TAKE A BRAKE

COMMERCIAL

PETSMART, WHERE THE PETS GET SMART AND THE OWNERS GET DUMBER

HOOTERS; WHERE U GET THE WHORE AND NOT THE FOOD HAHAHAHA

PRICECUT, WHERE WE CUT UR COCK OFF BUT NOT THE PRICES SORRY

PETCO, WHERE THE PETS WORK FOR OUR BENIFET AND THE HUMANS ARE USE AS SLAVES

SPONGEBOB, WHEN PEOPLE GETS WRAPT

MUSIC: WHERE U GET BIG DICKS AND NOT MUSIC WHERE U GET THE WHORES AND NOT CHRIS BROWN

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ALIENS BROTHER: YA I LIED YUP I LIED TO YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO AND TO MAKE U MAD AND IT WORKED HAHAHA

ALEIN: YOU R A LIER U LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND I BET UR LYING ABOUT UI LYING THAT U DIDN'T FUK MA WIFE! (GRABS S'AINTS)

S'AINTS: THE FUK?

ALIEN: I'M TAKING HER WITH ME! (TO HIS WIFE) U R A FUKIN DIRTY WHORE!

NIA (WALKS IN): HEY WAT I MISS? OH SORRY AM I INTERUPTING SOMTHING (LOOKS AT S'AINTS) OK WHO U BEEN MESSIN WITH THIS TIME?

ALEXUS: U CANT JUST TAKE HER AND NIA U HAVE MESSED A LOT JUST CAN WE ALL JUST BREATH

ALIEN WIFE: ONE IM NOT A DIRTY WHORE THTA JUST HURT LIKE HELL AND UR MY HUSBAND WELL I SHOULD JUST HAVE IT WITH UR BROTHER AND LEAVE IT AT THAT SENSE U KEEP SAYING THAT IM A DIRTY WHORE ILL FUCK EVERYBODY

NIA: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU EVEN MEAN ME! :(

ALIENS WIFE: NO U STUPID R U CRAZY THATS NASTY

ALEXUS: YO ALEIN DUDE THIS IS NOT SOMETHING U DO ON T. V COME ON GET REAL

S'AINTS: HELP ME

ALEXUS: HOLD ON DUDE IM WORKING ON IT

NIA: NO I AM NOT STUPID BUT U DID SAY UR GOIN TO FUCK EVERYONE, JUST SAYIN

ALIEN WIFE: WATEVE IM NOT INTO GIRLS OTHER THAN TO KILL THEM CAN I KILL U STUPID

NIA(EYES TWICH): WAT DID U JUST CALL ME! NOW UR GOING TO DIE BITCH AND DON'T TRY TO GET AWAY AND ALEXUS DON'T STOP ME EITHER! :(

WIFE: THAT HUMAN U CALL ALEXUS WONT STOP U BECAUSE U WONT BE ABLE TO CATCH ME U SLUTY WHORE WITH A BIG SLICE IF BITCH TRY ME NOW

ALEXUS;{SITS IN THE CONER} IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME I'LL BE IN THIS CONER BUT JUST DONT NEED ME S'AINTS IS GONE AND NOBODY HELPED I TRIED BUT KNOW S'AINTS IS ABOUT TO HAVE ALIEN SEX...\

MEANWHILE: WITH THE ALIEN AND S'AINTS

ALIEN: SORRY EARTHLING ITS JUST I GOT MAD AND NOBODY STOPED ME SO I TOOK U AND KNO UR MINE FOREVER WE WILL HAVEALIEN SEX FOR EVER

S'AINTS: I'M SORRY WHAT DID U SAY? I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION, I WAS PETTING UR ALIEN CAT. HE SO CUTE

ALIEN: REALLTY R U SERIOUS U WEREN'T LISTINING TO ANYTHING

S'AINTS: HUH DID U SAY SOMETHIN? I WAS WATCHIN TV

ALIEN: I WANT TO KILL U WILL U PLEASE LISTIN TO ME GOSH

S'AINTS: IM JUS KIDDIN UH YEA I ME DONT WANT. ME NO WANT SEX.

ALIEN: N WELL TO BAD I WANT IT SO I'LL GET IT... HOW ABOUT THIS I'M TAKEING U BACK TO EARTH

S'AINTS: HELL NAW I DON WANNA GO BACK. IF YOU TURN UR SELF INTO CHASE THEN WE CAN DO IT

ALIEN: NAW IF I WANT I CAN RAP U I DONT NEED TO GET CHASE IM NOT DOING THAT I PUT HIM IN JAIL BECUSE HE SO HOT I SHOULD RAP HIM THINKS S'AINTS

S'AINTS: I SAID I'LL DO IT WITH U IF U TURN INTO HIM. AND TAKE HIM OUT OF JAIL BEFORE I SAY SO MANY PAINFUL THINGS, IT'LL FEEL LIKE UR SOUL IS FALLING IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL BEING TORTURED AND RAPED AND STRIPED OF ITS MORTAL INNOCENCE

ALIEN: UR WORDS WONT HURT ME AT ALL TRY ME. PEOPLE ON MY PLANET HATE ME AND SAY THINGS THAT DONT HURT AND I'M STILL HERE NOT GOING TO HELL STILL ALIVE U DUM SLUT. AND AS FOR CHASE IM GOING TO RAP HIM AND HE IS GOING TO LOVE IT LIKE NIA SAID HE LOVES EVERY LICK AND I'M GOING TO LICK HIM DRY AND HIS MOANS WONT CRY NIA THEY WILL CRY ALIEN HAHA

meanwhile: with the alien wife,nia,alien brother,and alexus

ALEXUS: IM SORRY FOR S'AINTS... AND IM DREAMING OF CHASE AND EVERY PART OF HIM

NIA: "SO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY FROM ME ALIEN SLUT WELL THEN STAY RIGHT THERE! (PULLS BACK FIST THEN LETS IT GO) DO YOU FEEL ME NOW! AM I A STUPID HUMAN NOW SLUT WELL AM I! ( LOOKS DOWN AT THE ALIEN WIFE WHO IS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR)

ALIEN WIFE: OWWWWW U DUMD WHORE AND YES U R A SLUT I SAID IT AND I MEAN IT LIKE KATY PERRY SAYS E.T I SAY BITCH DONT CLOSE UR EYES AT NIGHT(IN ONE MOVE SHE WAS UP AND GONE)

ALEXUS: CHASE, CHASE

ALIEN BROTHER: WHAT I MISS

MEANWHILE: WITH THE ALIEN WIFE

ALIEN WIFE; THAT BITCH IS ABOUT TO BE HISTORY

ALIEN MOTHER: UR THE STUPID ONE WHO WNT AFTER HER LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AKA ALIEN U NEED TO START THINKING AND KEEP U EYES ON UR GOAL

ALIEN WIFE: WHAT DO U KNOW UR TALKING TO LIKE UR A HUMAN I HAVE NO GOAL MOTHER AND I DONT NEED ONE THAT NIA PERSON IS GOING TO DIE I LET HER HIT ME SO WHEN SHE SLEEPS I MAKE MY ATTACK DAHHHHHH...

ALIEN MOTHER: IS THAT WHY UR HURT AND BLEEDING IS THAT WHY U R THE WAY U R NOW UR A DUMD SLUT LIKE EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING

ALIEN WIFE: UR MY MOM AND U CALKED ME A SLUT WHAT KIND OFF PARENT R U(RUNS\SLITHERS AWAY)

ALIEN MOTHER: GO TO HELL AND I MEET U THERE I COULD CARE LESS WHO I AM TO U UR THE BIGGEST SLUT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

MEANWHILE: WITH THE ALIEN AND S'AINTS,AND CHASE

ALIEN: COME TO ME CHASE

CHASE: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

S'AINTS (WHO IS TIED DOWN TO A CHAIR CRYING): OH GOD PLEASE UNTIE ME AND LET ME RAP CHASE INSTEAD!

NIA (WHO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE): IT'S OKAY S'AINTS I'LL UNTIE YOU THEN WE CAN BOTH RAP CHASE (AN EVIL GRIN APPEARS ON HER FACE)

ALEXUS (WITH NIA): CHASE

ALIEN: WHAT THE F*CK R U 2 DOING

ALEXUS: I WANT U CHASE

NIA: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ALEXUS? ;:(

ALEXUS: WELL IT IS CALLED FOLLOWING AND I THOUGHT CHASE WAS GOING TO BE HERE SO I CAME WITH U... I DIDNT COME 4 S'AINTS I CAME 4 CHASE SO EXCUSE ME U ALIEN BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

ALIEN: BITCH PLEASE

ALEXUS (JUMPS ON THE ALIEN AND STARTS BETTING THE CRAP OUT OF HIM): DONT U EVER CALL ME A BITCH...

THE ALIEN DIES.. CHASE RUNS 4 HIS LIFE BUT NIA AND ALEXUS RUNS AFTER HIM

NIA: I GOT HIM (USES HER CHEETA SPEED AND JUMPS ON TOP OF CHASE) I CALL HIM FIRST BECAUSE I JUMPED HIM AND DID ALL THE WORK.

ALEXUS: NO FAR I KILLED THE ALIEN BEFOR HE GOT RAPED AND S'AINTS JUST SAT THERE SO I CALL SECONDS

S'AINTS: I SAT HERE BECAUSE NOBODY UNTIED ME HELLO...SO I HAVE TO HAVE THIRED NOT COOL

CHASE: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NIA: U CAN CALL FOR HELP ALL U WANT NOBODY WILL HELP U

ALEXUS: HURRY UP I WANT TO FUCK HIM... NIA

S'AINTS (STARTS TO CRY AGIAN): ...

NIA: (DRAGS CHASE TO A BEDROOM)

CHASE: HELPPPPPP MEEEEEE

10 HOURS LATER

NIA: HEHEHE ALL YOURS ALEXUS HE WON'T GIVE YOU ANY PROBLEMS BECAUSE HE'S TYED DOWN TO THE BED:) AND ALREADY BROKEN IN.

ALEXUS: HA

S'AINTS: PLEASE UNTIE ME!

ALEXUS: WHAT?

S'AINTS: THAT IS NOT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!

NIA: THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?

S'AINTS: I SHALL SHED SOME JUSTICE FOR POOR CHASE.

ALEXUS: NO DON'T TOUCH THAT SECRET FILM! NIA STOP HER!

NIA: (LUNGES TOWARDS S'AINTS)

S'AINTS: MISSED ME! (PUTS IN FILM)

ALEXUS AND NIA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FILM STARTS

NIA: (DRAGS CHASE TO A BEDROOM)

CHASE: HELPPPPPP MEEEEEE

NICHOLIS: (BREAKS INTO THE SHIP) NOW WHICH ONE ON YOU BITCHES TOUCHED HIM?

ALEXUS AND NIA: (POINTS TO NIA WHOS HOLDING A SOBBING CHASE)

NIA: YOU SON OF A BITCHES! SOLD ME OUT!

ALEXUS: I'M NOT TRYING TO BE KILLED BY NICHOLIS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE'LL DO TO ME?

S'AINTS: (FINISHES EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED SO FAR UP TO THE POINT TO WHERE NIA IS ABOUT TO RAPE CHASE) AND SO YEA THATS WAT HAPPENED AND AS U CAN C, I'M TIED TO A CHAIR SO I HAD NO INTENTION ON RAPING HIM

NICHOLIS: (CRACKS NUCKLES)

NIA: OH SHIT

ALEXUS: SEE WHAT YOU DID NIA! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

NIA: ME? YOU WANTED TO RAPE HIM TOO!

ALEXUS: YEAH BUT YOU TACKLED HIM FIRST!

NICHOLIS: (GROWLS WHILE GETTING CLOSER TO NIA AND ALEXUS)

ALEXUS: UH, HEY NICHOLIS, NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING?

NIA: UH LIKE YOUR HAIR, SEXY SHADE OF RED

ALEXUS: UM UM, I'LL WALK GOLDARA AND GOLD FOR YOU JUST DON'T HURT ME! HURT NIA!

NIA: HELL NO! HURT ALEXUS!

(NICHOLIS BACKS THEM INTO THE ROOM. ALL THAT YOU HEAR IS CRIES OF PAIN, MERCY, AND AGONY)

CHASE: (PLAYING CARDS WITH S'AINTS) GOT ANY 8S?

S'AINTS: GO FISH

3 HOURS LATER

(DOOR OPENS AND NICHOLIS IS CLEANING BLOOD OFF OF HIS FIST THEN TAKS OF HIS BLOOD STAINED SHIRT)

NICHOLIS: THAT'LL TEACH'EM TO MESS WITH MY BRITTISHMAN. MIGHT WANNA CALL A DOCTOR FOR EM. I WOULD LEAVE'EM TO DIE

CHASE: ( PUTS DOWN CARDS) WELL HELLO SEXY

(THEY DO IT INFRONT OF S'AINTS)

S'AINTS: COUGH COUGH, SO MUCH... SEXINESS... OH YEAH, GOTTA CALL HOSPITAL... I WONDER HOW BAD HE BEAT THEM. (TO CHASE) UH YEAH BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP, DO YOU MIND UNTIEING ME?

CHASE: (UNTIES S'AINTS)

S'AINTS: (WHILE BEING UNTIED) WOW... SO...BIG COUGH UH THANKS! *IN HEAD: DON'T TOUCH HIS DICK DON'T TOUCH HIS DICK DON'T TOUCH-*

CHASE: THERE YOU GO. (GOES BACK TO NICHOLIS)

S'AINTS: (SIGHS) THANK GOD (GOES TO ROOM AND SEES BEATEN UP NIA AND ALEXUS) HE BEAT YOU GUYS UP BADLY. (LAUGHS)

ALEXUS: JUST CALL US A FUCKING DOCTOR! OW MY MOUTH.

END FILM

S'AINTS: AND THATS WHAT HAPPENED

NIA: DAMN U S'AINTS AN TELIN THE STUPID TRUTH

ALEXUS: MUMBLE GRUMBLE FUCK U S'AINTS

CHASE: LOL THATS MY NICHOLIS

THE END OR IS IT...

Well some of the stuff I typed but I was busy so my friends typed the others well spome of it. I don't feel like pointing it out though. Also my 7 year old sister typed the spongebob thing and didn't know how to spell rape... Don't ask. So yeah. Maybe more crazy shows will be created. Next is big foot is we do. Btw, I'm S'aints.