ALEXUS : Welcome back since the last time we saw each other we talked about Aliens BUT THAT'S NOT ALL...
S'aints: Nope today our topic is, Bigfoot... (bites chocolate bar)
Alexus: I want, some... but yeah bigfoot...
Alexus: now to the show hope u like it hahahahah boogers X)
The story of bigfoot
Alexus: hey everybody... we gonna talk about bigfoot
S'aints: YOOOO what up?
Alexus: (whispers) where's Bigfoot?
S'aints: (Twist around in chair)
Alexus: ohhh kool i think? So lets get down to the funny stuff... S'aints have u ever seen bigfoot in real life or have been raped by him?
S'aints: No I wasn't raped by him and yes I've seen him, he's my uncle CJ's friend from high school. Oh yeah by the way, my sexy characters are here today!
Alexus: Who Nich and chase?
Nia: I hate you!
Alexus: Damn it!
S'aints: It's Hiro and Omaki from Neko Omaki!
Nia: (screams and gets popcorn)
S'aints: (Pets black cat) hello there Omaki.
Hiro: Please let him go...
S'aints: But he's soooooo cute! ( Lets Omaki go)
Omaki: (transforms into human(naked of course)) thank you
Nia: SO HOT! (GO'S AND CRY IN CORNER AT SIGHT WHILE TRYING NOT TO TOUCH)
Alexus: (wakes up) ugh what i m-... omg cant move so naked want to touch cant move...ugh why must i be so ... (faints)
S'aints: Two sexy guys, one that looks like a girl but still a sexy ass man, and a sexy ass man! How old are you guys again? (fans fainted Alexus)
Hiro: I'm 24, and Omaki is 23.
Nia: Soon to be both raped :)
Omaki: Hiro-chan, wheres the ice cream you promised me?
S'aints: (gives Omaki ice cream then takes out giant fan out of nowhere) come on Lexi wake up!
ALexus: (wakes up) what i miss hope not a l-... see ya(starts to laugh,then faints again)
S'aints: Oh I forgot that you were still naked, here put this on Omaki (hand robe out of nowhere then grabs an even bigger fan and fans Alexus) have you heard of getting muscles from fanning someone?
S'aints: Oh lexi! Bigfoots coming! (fans faster)
Alexus: (wakes up) ugh i got to get that under controll, oh hello Omaki and Hiro, umm and there's bigfoot... um Omaki why r u wearing a robe might i ask?
S'aints: My gosh Lexi! It was because he transforms into human and when he does he's naked, soooooooooo when he did you passed out cuz u saw him naked, twice, so I gave him a robe I got muscles now from fanning you! ( gasp for breath)
Omaki: yummy ice cream, want some big fuzzy guy?
Alexus: thats bigfoot Omaki
Bigfoot: umm sure dude but i think Hiro would get mad dont u think?
Alexus: nobody wants to listen watever i see how it is
S'aints: (takes off mask that was pumping oxygen) i'll be able to reply in a minute.
Omaki: Hiro-chan won't get mad! He's nice and he loves Omaki.
Bigfoot: Ok! (begins to fall in love with Omaki while sharing ice cream)
Omaki: More please!
Hiro: (bows head)
S'aints: (takes off oxygen mask) you *gasp* are so *gasp* pathetic Hiro-chan! *gasp* if you don't approve *gasp* then say something! (puts it back on)
Alexus: yeah Hiro for the first time S'aints is right. Omaki is ur man so say something or i will or maybe S'aints because bigfoot scares me he is all big and stuff
Hiro: But he looks like he's having fun...
S'aints: (moves mask) WTF? FOR THE FIRST TIME? DA HELL IS ALL DAT? I'M ALMOST ALWAYS RIGHT! (Turns to Hiro) and you! As much as Omaki looks rapealicious and everything, you need to punch bigfoot in the- GAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSPPPP! AIR I need air! (puts mask back on)
Hiro: yeah you're-
Rory: Uh guys?
Everyone turns to Rory
Rory: Omaki and bigfoot are gone.
Suyu: Yeah bigfoot picked him up and ran away
S'aints: (heart and oxygen machine goes flatline)
Alexus: (jaw drops)
Alexus: (while shaking head) you know what? just go to commercial while we figure this out.
Chuck e cheeses, Where a kid can eat a kid :)
Nick where all kids minds get eaten
DOMINOES; WHERE WE MAKE U FALL, LIKE A DOMINOES
VICTORIOUS WHERE ITS EVRYTHING BUT...
CINNOMINTOAST CRUNCH, THE TASTE THAT MAKES YOU PEE BUT YOU CAN'T SEE
APPLE JACKS: WHERE ALL THE JACKS ARE APPLE OR U DONT GET JACK BUT APPLES OR WHERE APPLES JACK UR CAR OR WHERE YOU GET JACKED BY APPLES (lol)
Alexus: welcome back... we have to cancel the bigfoot for right now we so sorry..we have found bigfoot and Omaki.
S'aints: (whispers) hey did you lie about finding them yet? We have to get going or we'll miss the plane!
Rory: Guys come on!
Ryu: I want my brother today!
S'aints: wheres Hiro?
Suyu: And the SUV?
Meanwhile with Hiro as he drives through the ocean and then africa.
Alexus somehow picks up her head from the trunk
Hiro: what the hell are you doing in here?
Alexus: well hello to u to...(climds to the front)
Hiro: again, the hell you doin here?
Alexus: I have the tendency of popping up in places unexpected, and why the hell r we in the ocean anyway , i know u want him back but is this the way and do u now where he is at anyway?
Hiro: Well if i stop to explain then we'd sink but yes I know where. I hope you don't get sea sick. I'll explain on the way- uh yeah you look alittle green you alright?
Alexus: well im not sea sick and i allwas look this way when someone yells at me i now ur not yelling but it fells that way ok...and i think we r going to sink because theres a big ROCK!
Hiro: Oh shit! (dodges rock) wait, I don't think that was a rock (eyes grow bigger)
Alexus: What was it then?
Hiro: An iceburg!
Alexus: THIS ISN'T TITANIC!
Hiro: I know...
They look at each other then at the army of ice burgs
Alexus and Hiro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MEANWHILE AT THE AIRPORT
S'aints: uh where's alexus?
Rory: I don't know.
Omi: Great! not only do we lose two idiots, but we lost a potentialed rapest also!
(note: rapest is lexus, idiots is omaki n hiro)
S'aints: Hey she's not a rapest!
Omi: What about the last show?
S'aints: Uh yeah about that...
Alexus: hello to u to but we have a lil problem... do u think u can help or no
S'aints: it depends... what is it?
Alexus: Uh what would you do if, i don't know, if giant iceburgs came to life and threw rocks at you?
Alexus: BOOM! AAAHHHH! S'AINTS HURRY!
S'aints: I DON'T KNOW! USE SOMETHING HOT!
Alexus: Yeah like thats gonna help! THINK OF SOMETHING THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER!
S'aints: What- how?
Phone goes dead
S'aints: (looks at others then phone) I-I think I know where they're at...
Speaker: Flight twenty eight D is now boarding
Oywa: Hurry to the plane!
While flying over Alexus and Hiro
S'aints: aaw, this flight is so relaxing, why did we take it again?
Outside below the plane
HIro: STUPID ICE BURGS!
Back on the plane
S'aints: so relaxing.
Oywa: you got that right.
Rory: I can't really remember why we took the plane but I'm glad whatever it was, it got us this luxary plane.
outside the plane
Alexus: GO left go left!
Hiro: I AM!
Alexus: NO your other left!
Hiro: Take your hands off your eyes and help me get through this!
Alexus: Don't worry, S'aints and the gang are probably on the plane or at the next port devising a plan to help us!
On the plane
S'aints: I plan on getting a back rub by the sexy massose, I wish Lexibrat was here...
Omi: Oh yeah! I just remembered!
Omi: We gotta save some food for Alexus.
S'aints: Oh yeah... we should.
Ryu: Do you here yelling?
Suyu: Nah, just the music.
Hiro: (points) hey look a plane!
Alexus: (grabs weapon) maybe we can use this to get they're attention?
Hiro: No wait don't-!
Bullet hits plane then it begins to fall outa the sky
Alexus: Oh that was a zooca wasn't it?
Hiro: (facepalms) god!
Ok while the luxorious moments are being destroyed time for commercial!
YANKEECANDLES; THE CANDLE THAT GUARENTEES TO BURN ALL YOUR BELONGINGS AND OTHER FLAMMABLE OBJECTS.
PUPPY PLACE: WHERE ALL THE PUPPYS R MADE
MCDONALDS; OUR FOOD IS SO FRESH, IT PRACTICALLY MOOS AT YOU!
WENDY'S; WHERE WE GET OUR SALT DIRECTLY FROM IT'S SOURSE.
S'aints: Why the hell did you shoot the goddamn plane outta the sky?
Alexus: I didn't know!
Omi: You just don't go shooting things outta the sky for attention!
Oywa: For once, I agree with your arguement Omi-san. I highly disapprove of you deliberately, shooting us out of the sky!
Alexus: I said I was sorry!
Hiro: I told you not to touch it in the first place!
Alexus: Shut it. I don't need anything from you!
Hiro: Well if it wasn't for you inviting bigfoot, this wouldn't have happened!
Ryu: Thank you. Right now, Omaki is waiting for us to save him and you're sitting here arguing like little children.
Rory: But she-
Ryu: I know what she did. Theres nothing to worry about right now.
Omi: Brother, we're in the middle of the fucking ocean, floating on a dead iceburg, surrounded by hungry sharks that keep snapping at Riku and Suyu, and you're saying theres nothin to worry about?
Ryu: Well maybe nothing to bad to worry about.
S'aints: What about the waterfall?
Ryu: What waterfall? Theres no waterfalls in the Atlantic ocean!
S'aints: oh ok.
Water moves faster and rumbling sound is heard
Riku: Thank god the sharks went away.
Omi: Uh guys? I think S'aints was right and thats the reason why the sharks swam away.
Ryu: For the last time! There are no waterfalls in the-
Everyone as they fall: !
S'aints: The hell Nia since when did you get here?
Nia: I was here the whole time! Need help? :)
S'Aints: Oh you were? Where were you?
Nia: Yes I was and I was in jail so do you want my help or not?
S'Aints: Well being the we already fell off the Earth and are hurtling down to that floating island where bigfoot lives and most likely we won't make it due to massive impact, I don't think we'll need it now.
Omi: How the hell did you know Big foot lives on the island?
S'Aints: The giant sign says: " Bigfoot island, where bigfoot lives"
Nia: Ok that means you do want my help. Everyone hold on! ( Giant demon wings appear out of Nia's back and starts flying) ok everybody GET OFF! UR ALL HEAVY!
After 3 hours of falling and hitting every single tree branch on the way down, the gang finally made it to the ground with many broken bones. What? You thought I was gonna say a few? That would be a huge understatment. So yeah, when they landed Omaki was right there eating a bunch of ice cream making the journey seem like a waste. To the show.
Omaki: Hiro-Chan! What took you so long? I can't eat all this ice cream by myself.
Serori: What are they doing?
Suyu: (Covers Serori's eyes) Nothing you should be worried about. It's bad for young childrens eyes.
S'Aints: Nia leave em alone they're just doing... Doing... *in head: Come on S'Aints you can do it! If you can resist joining in the sex you can stop Nia from ruining it.* Actually grab the camera. *No don't record them! Shut the hell up! All you do is nag nag nag, you know what? Shut the hell up for the rest of the show ok? You always ruin everything, let us have our fun.*
Nia: Uh are you ok? Your eye is twitching. Did you have another brain melt down? Or is it you want to join as well because i know a few ways to get in. Wink, wink,hint, hint ;)
S'aints: Huh what? Oh no I brought the camera crew... Oh hey bigfoot... Wait... RUN IT"S BIGFOOT!
Nia: Why? He's my cousin.
S'Aints: The fuck? He kidnapped Omaki for gods sake!
Alexus: Hey what we miss?
S'Aints: Where were you guys?
Alexus: Oh down by the spa. Lots of sexy guys if you can get what we did, wel just me.
S'Aints: How dare you?
Alexus: You guys had a luxary plane while freaking ice burgs pelted me with rocks!
S'Aints: Uh yeah about that...
Nia: Hey u missed me saying that bigfoot is my cousin and can't you tell S'aints he kidnapps sexy men.
So thanks to nia and a huge fist fight between alexus and bigfoot, everyone but hiro and omaki returned to their natural habbitat.