Instant Cast All The Way By Jay McFadden Parody of Every Step Of The Way

(Parody #45)

I still remember when I was a noob.
Lost in the world and always getting schooled.
Until I heard of great things in the game.
I promised myself they'd be mine one day.

I searched around for things both rare and plain.
Then suddenly I spy the object most acclaimed.
I claim you.
(Yeah, you)
I got you.
Not too bad, I must say.

Kaho! My skills are getting faster.
Kaho! There is no cast delay.
Even in slow-mo! Lag don't even matter.
My skills will still go through... Isn't that just insane?
Instant cast all the way!

Do you wanna, knew you'd wanna, who you wanna blast?
Make it last, baby, make it last!
Don't you worry if the spell fades away.
You can just cast again without delay.

I take up quests when others run away.
I'll bring down thunder and burning flame.
Upon you.
(Yeah, you)
On just you.
Should you get in my way.

Kaho! My skills are so much faster.
Kaho! There's no cast delay Even in slow-mo! Lag don't even matter.
My skills will still go through... And they're makin' you pay.
Yeah! Instant cast all the way!

Kaho! My skills can get no faster.
Kaho! There's no cast delay Even in slow-mo! Lag don't even matter.
My skills will still go through... And they're bringin' you pain.
Instant cast all the way!

Instant cast all the way.
(Sending blasts to your face)
Instant cast all the way.
(Watching you melt away)
Instant cast all the way.
(Send you back to the grave)
Instant cast all the way.
(Well, what else can I say?)
Instant cast all the way.
(Instant cast all the way)
Instant cast all the way.
(Now the song starts to fade)
Instant cast all the way.
(Let's go back, hit replay)

(Note: This song took only about an hour to write. I haven't had a parody come to me this fast in a long time. This one's for you, in a way, Davy.)