I know what you're thinking,
and you know I do, too.
But, baby, it's not you:
I'll stand here against everybody
for the rest of my life, and I'll
never leave you for anything.

But you're never hear to see
my shining armor, my
heart of lithium, and my
conscience, drifting away with
every hour ('cause I don't
give a fuck about anything else.)
So I'm your knight in disguise,
I'm your hidden heavy metal,
and I take my leather jacket and
food and my damn calculator home
'cause you didn't need them today.