Frosty the snowman

was a chain smoking S.O.B.

He liked little boys

and played with their toys

He had at least three felonies

Frosty the snowman

went on a murdering spree

After raping those kids

he went off and hid

and decided to kill somebody

There must have been a crack rock

in that tinfoil pipe they found

Cause when old Frosty lit it up

he began to dance around

Frosty the snowman

I guess he will never learn

And to this day

when kids want to play

it's said that they will never return