A/U- Hey people, I know this isnt a story or poem, but there isn't a free write option so... Anywho, I am the lamest person ever and just felt like writing these. Ladies and perhaps Gents, I present you with:

Martini Parson's Guide (for Girls): Rule #1

Life is funny, so many things hapen outside of your control. People just never seem to learn, they try so hard to stay independent, but somehow find themselves attached, even me (lol). You would think that after all the times you've been hurt by others that you would know better, but you never really do. A hard lesson you have to learn is Rule #1 Always rely on yourself!

A/U- Yeah so, if y'all want me to continue, I will. But if not please tell me and I'll get rid of this. See ya!