Verse 1

Are you stoned?

Why can't you leave me alone?

Why do we have to do this same old stupid dance every day?

Can't you just pick up your stuff, while I

Pick up the pieces of my heart, and go away?

Chorus

Some kind of annoying creature with a heart of stone that's so cold.

You're also a living breathing human, sometimes I'm told.

I'm sorry, but I can't and I don't believe it.

You act like a heartless jerk who doesn't skip a beat

Before punching me in the heart and knocking me down.

I'm so over it, gonna run so far away from this town.

Cause you won't stop ever, I should have known.

Now I'm thinking, to be that damn annoying,

And that damn dense, you've gotta be always stoned.

Verse 2

I think you're stoned.

And you're always on the phone

Laughing and chatting and joking with everybody, instead of me.

Frankly, I'm not wasting more time on this;

This is not what I want or how I thought it'd be.

Chorus

Some kind of annoying creature with a heart of stone that's so cold.

You're also a living breathing human, sometimes I'm told.

I'm sorry, but I can't and I don't believe it.

You act like a heartless jerk who doesn't skip a beat

Before punching me in the heart and knocking me down.

I'm so over it, gonna run so far away from this town.

Cause you won't stop ever, I should have known.

Now I'm thinking, to be that damn annoying,

And that damn dense, you've gotta be always stoned.

Bridge

You've gotta be high.

Cause you can always lie

And never feel bad about it later.

I thought this would stop

When your balls finally drop

But now I know it doesn't get better.

Chorus

Some kind of annoying creature with a heart of stone that's so cold.

You're also a living breathing human, sometimes I'm told.

I'm sorry, but I can't and I don't believe it.

You act like a heartless jerk who doesn't skip a beat

Before punching me in the heart and knocking me down.

(Before punching me in the heart and knocking me down.)

I'm so over it, gonna run so far away from this town. (I'm so over it)

Cause you won't stop ever, I should have known.

Now I'm thinking, to be that damn annoying,

And that damn dense, you've gotta be always stoned.