I don't remember anything to merit us as closer than 'Facebook friends'.
Not your favourite flavour of ice cream or the name of your ex-ex-boyfriend
(if you've even had one) or the music you put on when life gets you down.
Yes, I'll like your photos if you like mine, and I'll pretend to give a f u c k about
your status updates (and do a pretty good job of it).
But no, don't you ever forget that we are nothing more than Facebook friends and even
a click of a button can change that.