FIVE GREAT YA NOVELS – NOT!

These are some typical YA novels you won't be reading anytime soon. Please comment nicely!

REDEMPTION HALL

A school for the ghosts of dead teens. Here they learn to assist the living in various ways. But Nake and Rila fall in love and break the seals keeping the evil dead at bay. Will they unleash the demons of hell on the world of the living?

COUNT DRACULA, U.S.M.C.

At the height of the Vietnam War, a Marine squad deep in the Mekong Delta brings the war to the VC, led by a pale grunt lieutenant with seemingly superhuman powers.

CAPTAIN ROLLOVER

Confined to a wheelchair, thirteen year old Ray Zuglowski dreams of being a superhero. When he gets his wish, will it mean justice – or death and destruction for all?

DELERIOUS BEAUTY

In 1890's Savannah, plain Mary Sue poisons her beautiful cousin Delilah and steals her identity – but her social success is spoiled by a sudden outbreak of Yellow Fever!

NO SPEAKA NO ENGLISH HERE

Twelve year old Suk Mai Dong feels out of place in America, until a wise old Italian teaches him how to steal cars.