Stop Tide Trafficking!
The police have been investigating tide smuggling rings. Yes – we live in a world where this happens. I know most of you are shocked at this heinous crime. If you are elderly or have heart issues, please stop here.
People steal the tide – thousands of dollars worth – and sell it on the black market. Some mom and pop shops buy them. They sell a few, but most of it goes overseas.
The international black market – they deal in organs, drugs, weapons, and most dangerously – tide. Our mom and pop shops – yes the sweet old Grandma who slips you an extra taffy – have been corrupted by this epidemic. Help save our country from this pollution – stop tide trafficking!