We're back with a new episode! After clearing up the mess from the Q&A session, we have a real special episode to make up for it!
Kazuka: No kidding… Look at how many of us get it for this one…
Rave: It's… (looks at the sheet) Wait? Is this right?
Oh yeah, it's right. So before there's any spoilers, let's get on with this!
Scene 20: The Black Market
Rave: Okay, you got the goods? (Geo, Shoque, and Trazak hold up their PDAs)
Geo: Not easy getting this material you know.
Shoque: We had to find some places, divert some attention, even tweak some stuff within the system.
Trazak: We still got the goods though.
Rave: Good, now begins step two. We go recruiting. You all have your targets, now let's go find them.
[2 days later]
Rave: It's good to have you. I have chosen all of you to be officers in the black market with me.
Kazuka: So that's why you bribed us with that stuff… (thinking) I won't deny that it worked…
Rave: We have the skills and capability to get each other not only the stuff that we would want, but also stuff that we can use and sell. (holds up a picture) There was no way that I could get this photo on my own. She has her bases really covered if I'm involved.
Geo: I'm the one who got you that picture of Aeri thank you!
Kuzo: So then, you bribe us with pictures that we'd want and we assist you with this black market?
Rave: Yeah, but you don't have to…
Kuzo: I want that picture of Shera (thinking) And the one of Imara…
Sokan: Give me some of Shino and I'm in.
Kazuka: You suck for using them against me, but I'm in too…
Rave: Didn't expect you to cave in so easily, but it's all set. I also have a few trump cards in store as well.
Kazuka: (thinking) I bet one is Haruki. She's like a ninja with photos and she did say she goes both ways…
Rave: Right then, so first off, know that photos of the girls are our main focus. However, there will also be "other" things we can acquire as well. How much do you think guys would pay for this? (holds up a pair of panties)
Geo: No way… Who owns that?
Rave: Haruki. And she willingly gave these up. (the guys gasp)
Kazuka: She's… really bold…
Rave: And these are used. (the guys gasp again) They even have her sweat from practice. (Geo gets a colossal nosebleed)
Geo: I think I'm gonna faint…
Blaze: I don't think I can resist anymore…
Kazuka: Such a strong approach. Just know that if the girls find out, I'm bailing.
Rave: That's what's next. Anyone who is found out is on their own. Assist the captured at your own peril.
Markoda: That sucks…
Rave: At any rate, you are all officers of the Black Market. Now, we go acquire the merchandise!
[1 week later]
Rave: Lots of preparation was done, but now comes the second part, selling the merchandise. Lots of guys have been given intel on this without any non-assisting females knowing. Kazuka, you have proven yourself well by not only gaining the most merchandise, but also diverting attention away from us. For that, you are now an elite officer alongside me.
Kazuka: Well, I'm already in this, might as well make it worth my while.
Zeran: So sempai, what's next?
Rave: Kazuka, take it from here.
Kazuka: Right. We already have points and locations to sell this stuff. I've even set up a hidden network at Rave's request so we can even sell through our PDAs if your buyers have the right passcode. Even more so, my connections to the president allow this hidden network to go unchecked. I hacked the system while I was there to set this up while preventing the ability to track this.
Dikiro: I have to admit, that's brilliant…
Rave: Everyone has their locations forwarded to their PDAs. Once the site is active, we begin the opening of the Black Market!
[2 days later]
Boy 1: Got any stuff of Demara Yuki?
Solan: If you got the Cita, I got the goods. There's even a special if you get Gregori Ryota stuff with it. They are supposedly a couple…
Boy 2: That's hot…
Boy 1: Score…
Both: We'll take the special!
Solan: Right, 5000 Cita from each of you. (they buy the merchandise) Nice doing business with you. (thinking as the boys walk off) Like shooting fish in a barrel.
[1 day later]
Terra: Hey, have you noticed that some of the girls have been missing things?
Aeri: Yeah, and even more so, I keep feeling like I'm being watched…
Haruna: So do I… Are we being stalked?
Shera: That, or the boys are up to something…
[3 days later]
Rave: Nice! We made over 400 million Cita and even converted some of the female students to join us!
Kazuka: We even got the assistance of not only Haruki, Rose, and Lakui, but also even Mya and Denoa! This is going great! (a beep goes off)
Rave: Just made about 3 more sales on the Mya merchandise. How'd you trick her into joining us?
Kazuka: She doesn't know that she's with us, I just asked her to give me some stuff in secret. She protested at first, but I said it was for me. Well, it's not a lie entirely…
Rave: And you have some of 13 other girls as well. You might be better at this than I thought!
Kazuka: Let's keep the good stuff going! Time to start doing video!
Rave: I hear that! (they toast their cups of tea to the comment)
[2 weeks later]
Kazia: I'm running out of stuff and I'm getting these looks from random guys…
Aeri: I smell something brewing under our noses…
[1 hour later]
Geo: Lieutenant Geo retuning to base with supplies! (he sets out tons of video discs, pictures, underwear, used items, and voice tapes)
Tomar: What's with the voice tapes?
Geo: Listen. (he puts one into a cassette player)
Rave: This will be good… (they player emits sounds of girls moaning)
Kuzo: No way…. Are they…?
Geo: Ryota and Yuki. I even got some of Nerissa, Mya, Haruki, Aeri, Kazia, Kizuna, Shino, Shera, Denoa, Terra, Imara, and Rose. (the guys' jaws drop)
Kazuka: Damn… he's good…
Rave: That's why he's a lieutenant. We even have 85% of the school in on this thanks to you guys. Some male teachers even agreed to keep this hush-hush if we get them stuff on the female teachers.
Markoda: We're becoming so powerful now…
Rave: Let get to work! Our customers will flock over tapes, even video and pictures of the girls doing "stress relief"!
[1 week later]
Kazuka: (thinking) We got billions of Cita and trillions more worth of merchandise. Who'd have thought a ragtag, backyard shed idea would amount to this… (a boy approaches him) Yes, what is it?
Boy: I'd like to know if I can buy something from you?
Kazuka: Sorry, I got nothing to sell.
Boy: But I'm talking about "that stuff" that you sell.
Kazuka: Oh… "that stuff". What do you want to buy? (Nerissa removes her disguise)
Nerissa: (with a dark aura) Everything you guys took from us…
Kazuka: Uh… (runs away thinking) Holy mother fuuuuccccck!
[At the Black Market base]
Kazuka: Rave! Abort mission! We've been compromised!
Kazia: (turning around in the chair) I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach is getting his ass kicked by his girlfriend Aeri. Can I take a message onii-chan?
Kazuka: Yeah… um… can you ask him if he had fun doing this? (the door slams behind him with Nerissa and Kizuna in front of it)
Kizuna: We'll be sure to tell him and the rest of the male Labari Club members after we punish you…
Kazia: And we made sure to punish everyone that was willingly involved, including the male faculty.
Kizuna: And expect the female faculty to go very hard on your assignments…
Nerissa: But don't worry onii-chan…
Girls: We won't hurt you… much…
Kazuka: (thinking) This won't end well…
[3 days later]
Masakura: This is exactly what all of you idiots get for that stunt you pulled! Now sit here and rot! (she begins to walk off) Honestly, you even snuck pictures and things of me too!
Geo: But sensei, you're kinda hot too… (he gets kicked out of his bed)
Kuzo: Shut up dumbass!
Kazuka: That's why you got it the worst…
Masakura: You're lucky that you dumbasses didn't get kicked out… I outta beat the hell out of you myself… (she walks off)
Rave: Looks like we're stuck here… (Kazia walks in)
Kazia: And you get more punishment when you get out! (she walks off)
Boys: We are royally screwed…
And so… they had 4 hospital visits the month after…
End of episode…
That one was pretty wild huh? But hey, it's the girls turn next.
All of you broke the studio…again… so all of you have to pay for it.
See you guys soon!