Verse 1

You can be such a fucking little dick.

But you hate it when I rant to my friends about it.

Lately you've been making me feel so goddamned sick.

You think I'm a bitch? Fine, go ahead and shout it.

You're such an insensitive abusive jerk.

I don't know how the hell I even felt a spark.

The only thing you care about is your family.

You never really actually loved me.

Pre chorus

Hey, I've got news.

I've also got views.

I'm a person too.

It's not just about you.

Hey, I've got news.

I have no use

For a wimp like you

Who never has a clue.

Chorus

You think you're always right and I'm always wrong.

You should know that you kinda look like King Kong.

You expected me to live my life on your terms.

Ew, get your hands off me, I don't wanna catch you germs.

You wanted me to be the perfect little slave to you and your perfect little fam.

But guess what? I'm done playing. I don't give a damn.

Verse 2

You're so fucking stupid and so useless.

I don't even understand what I ever saw in you.

You wanna live in a basement after selling your place.

Hey, how about I rent you a cage in the lovely zoo?

I guess growing a brain now is out of question.

At least grow some balls; you're always such a pain.

Your family is perfect; I can't say a word against them.

If I do, I'm the bitch, you're calling me names.

Pre chorus

Hey, I've got news.

I've also got views.

I'm a person too.

It's not just about you.

Hey, I've got news.

I have no use

For a wimp like you

Who never has a clue.

Chorus

You think you're always right and I'm always wrong.

You should know that you kinda look like King Kong.

You expected me to live my life on your terms.

Ew, get your hands off me, I don't wanna catch you germs.

You wanted me to be the perfect little slave to you and your perfect little fam.

But guess what? I'm done playing. I don't give a damn.

Bridge

Hey, guess what?

You're a twat.

No wonder you're still single.

(No wonder she cheated on you.)

No wonder you were her safety net.

Hey, guess what?

I want you to squat.

Your throat begs to be strangled.

(That way you can't yell and curse at girls.)

I wish I wish I wish we'd never even met.

Pre chorus

And I've got news.

I've also got views.

I'm a person too.

It's not just about you.

Hey, I've got news.

I have no use

For a wimp like you

Who never has a clue

About what to do.

Chorus

You think you're always right and I'm always wrong.

So you can stay with your fetish for ankle boots and thongs.

You expected me to live my life on your terms, you bastard!

Ew, get your hands off me, I don't wanna catch you germs, Master!

You wanted me to be the perfect little slave to you and your perfect little fam.

But guess what? I'm done playing. I don't give a damn.

Chorus

Because you think you're always right and I'm always wrong.

(I don't give a damn, I don't give a damn.)

You should know that you kinda look like King Kong.

(I don't give a damn, I don't give a damn.)

You expected me to live my life on your terms.

(I don't give a damn, I don't give a damn.)

Ew, get your hands off me, I don't wanna catch you germs.

(I don't give a damn, I don't give a damn.)

You wanted me to be the perfect little slave to you and your perfect little fam.

But guess what? I'm done playing. I don't give a damn.